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@ralen_jor@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

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@ralen_jor@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • hrimfaxi_work
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    17•2 years ago

    We can’t take you seriously as a harbinger of death or the senior customer support supervisor when your belt and shoes don’t even match, Harold.

  • @yumpsuit@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    no secondary grip

    snath doesn’t match his wingspan

    weird handle wrap prevents solid handhold

    blade too dull for mowing down even the Dilbertiest peons

    Only business this amateur’s gonna be reaping is overtime pay for a physical therapist.

  • Facelikeapotato
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    9•2 years ago

    Dr Phil?

    • Tigbitties
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      8•2 years ago

      Dr. Kill

    • @HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works
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      2 years ago

      Removed by mod

  • @UtMan1988@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    When my manager retired, we found at his desk pieces of transparent plastic, once used for calibrating a oculometer, fashioned together into a spear. We now consider it an exotic weapon, and is currently weild by one of our senior developers.

  • @Disgusted_Tadpole@lemmy.ml
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    5•2 years ago

    I might have some troubles through security gates

  • guyrocket
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    3•2 years ago

    No black cowl? No skeleton hands to point with and terrify? No voice changer with background thunder and lightning sounds? What a gyp.

  • Annoyed_🦀 A
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    3•2 years ago

    Man, i miss Obvious Plant

  • guyrocket
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    2•2 years ago

    No black cowl? No hand skeletons to point with and terrify? No voice changer with background thunder and lightning sounds? What a gyp.

  • Somewhereunknown7351
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    2•2 years ago

    I need that

  • @TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works
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    1•2 years ago

    It makes my morning to see obvious plant here on Lemmy!

  • @Duchess@yiffit.net
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    1•2 years ago

    will this finally force my boss to respect my human rights?

  • @Stabbywithsocks1@lemmy.ml
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    1•2 years ago

    Did someone say downsizing?!

  • @PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml
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    In dealing with business i prefer sickle. And hammer.

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