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GoAdventureTo6665RutledgeDriveFairfaxStation [she/her] to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish • 2 years ago

hey ive been finding hexbear really cool since joining but does anyone else find it weird how new users need to get 'post verified' when they join by sending the mods a picture of their hog and balls?

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hey ive been finding hexbear really cool since joining but does anyone else find it weird how new users need to get 'post verified' when they join by sending the mods a picture of their hog and balls?

GoAdventureTo6665RutledgeDriveFairfaxStation [she/her] to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • TheWorldSpins [any, undecided]
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    50•2 years ago

    Please dont tell me you’re all sending pictures of your genitals to the mods. I just sent a picture of a potbelly pig playing in a ball pit and got my account approved the same day.

    • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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      28•2 years ago

      Same kinda thing here - I just sent a video of the cute little grunts and snorts this guy makes when he’s happy, he’s a little piglet at heart

      • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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        27•2 years ago

        headpat

      • TheWorldSpins [any, undecided]
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        2 years ago

        A fine pup! no-dogs-no-masters

    • @Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml
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      5•2 years ago

      Did you really?

      • TheWorldSpins [any, undecided]
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        8•2 years ago

        I posted hog.

  • GoAdventureTo6665RutledgeDriveFairfaxStation [she/her]OP
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    2 years ago

    carcosa keeps coming into my dms telling me i need to send them a picture of my dick first if i dont want my posts removed by the mods for not being post verified already

    • GriffithDidNothingWrong [comrade/them]
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      41•2 years ago

      Look, when you figure out a better way to do it, you just send carcosa a picture of your dick and let us know. jesus-christ

  • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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    43•2 years ago

    We all had to do it.

    • TheCaconym [any]
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      27•2 years ago

      And we’re not supposed to talk about it. OP will never get verified at this rate.

  • Kuori [she/her]
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    40•2 years ago

    i just hate that you have to send a new picture every time you wanna post. i’m running out of angles!

    • Commiejones [comrade/them, he/him]
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      22•2 years ago

      Have you tried different colored lights?

    • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]M
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      11•2 years ago

      Taking a pic of my genitals just to be able to remind you that if you wait 30 days, you can trick the system into accepting the same image twice. Don’t do it too often though, sometimes it locks you out of your account.

    • Duży Szef [he/him]
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      11•2 years ago

      Use a few mirrors and you’ll catch every angle in one photo.

      Or get artistic! Make a “Melancholic Hog” photo for some relatability or a “White Roman Sculpture Hog: Biggus Dickus” to appease that one mod who likes to poke fun at RETVRN memes.

  • thirtymilliondeadfish [she/her]
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    38•2 years ago

    I would simply not have balls shrug-outta-hecks

    • Kuori [she/her]
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      42•2 years ago

      sicko-wistful

    • FemboyStalin [she/her,any]
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      16•2 years ago

      That’s the plan eventually.

      • thirtymilliondeadfish [she/her]
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        8•2 years ago

        work in progress

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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    37•2 years ago

    hog-post It’s to show good faith.

  • ComradeSharkfucker
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    36•2 years ago

    No that’s normal what are you talking about

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Don’t tell anyone but you can just send a picture of Destiny and they can’t tell the difference.

  • newmou [he/him]
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    32•2 years ago

    Honestly that was fine but being required to send it in each day in order to compile a composite of my hog and balls over time has been pretty time consuming/frustrating. I’ll keep doing it since it’s a requirement for membership but I’m honestly not happy about it anymore

    • OgdenTO [he/him]
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      7•2 years ago

      It’s fine, it’s a medical thing

    • supafuzz [comrade/them]
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      7•2 years ago

      Training data to replicate our hogs with AI

      • supafuzz [comrade/them]
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        4•2 years ago

        hexbear is stealing our hogs, wake up sheeple read the terms of service

  • robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]
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    31•2 years ago

    post-hog is too avant garde for me

  • DayOfDoom [any, any]
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    2 years ago

    They make me do this as a log-in verification now since I revealed (but won’t name) I have 335 spare accounts they haven’t banned yet.

    • Timberknave [none/use name]
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      12•2 years ago

      DoD won three purple hearts, pass it on

    • Budwig_v_1337hoven [he/him]
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      10•2 years ago

      Careful, don’t hoxx yourself

  • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]M
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    27•2 years ago

    Please proceed to post the required pictures and I will happily verify you, as a moderator of this comm.

  • showmustgo [he/him, comrade/them]
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    25•2 years ago

    Thanks for the reminder, hog inspection day is December 2. New hog uploads are required to keep your account active. Trust me, these mods will HOUND you

    • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]M
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      Thank you comrade, I had made the oversight of neglecting to mark that on my calendar.

      I will be expecting public posts to be made in an orderly fashion. Everyone is to create their own thread for their pictures so that we may properly archive them. There is to be no blurring. Violators will be sent a link to PPB.

      • envis10n [he/him]
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        9•2 years ago

        Jokes on you, I have PPB as my browser’s homepage.

  • BynarsAreOk [none/use name]
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    25•2 years ago

    TIL there is apparently no limit to username length.

    • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]
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      15•2 years ago

      BRB Making the first chapter of capital my username

    • GoAdventureTo6665RutledgeDriveFairfaxStation [she/her]OP
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      12•2 years ago

      there is but its really long, my username is clarence thomas’s full address

  • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]
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    25•2 years ago

    It’s fine all I did is send someone else’s hog and balls I found on a FOSS database.

    • @4am@lemm.ee
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      20•2 years ago

      That’s “Flash of Supple Sausage” database for anyone new.

    • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]M
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      14•2 years ago

      This is a bannable offense. I am launching an official investigation.

      • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]
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        9•2 years ago

        But it’s free and open source hog !

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