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Defenders of oatmeal

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  • @BraveSentry@feddit.de
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    126•2 years ago

    To be fair, most things don´t taste that well on their own.

    • Scratch
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      71•2 years ago

      Now finish your bowl of ketchup.

      • @flooppoolf@lemmy.world
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        12•2 years ago

        Spinach meet lime.

    • @hglman@lemmy.ml
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      28•2 years ago

      Tell that to some fruit.

      • @GlitterInfection@lemmy.world
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        Yeah, I’ve tasted a lot of single men who taste great!

      • @Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        6•2 years ago

        Well, here I am!

    • @Ashyr@sh.itjust.works
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      2•2 years ago

      To be fair!

  • @fsxylo@sh.itjust.works
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    102•2 years ago

    Wait until you hear about rice and pasta.

    • @Squirrel@thelemmy.club
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      19•2 years ago

      Pasta? You mean flour with a bunch of stuff added to it?

    • ASeriesOfPoorChoices
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      4•2 years ago

      Thank you. That’s exactly what I was thinking. This is not so much a “meme” as a “laughing at things stupid people say”.

    • @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      4•2 years ago

      huh? d-does your rice and pasta not taste good just boiled with some salt?

      get better pasta and rice dude

      • @funktion@lemm.ee
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        5•2 years ago

        I don’t even need to put salt on my rice. It’s great on its own just boiled.

        • @naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          2•2 years ago

          Thai Jasmin rice. Once I found a good hookup oh baby did my view on rice change.

          Idk what they’re doing to rice over there but everything about it is perfect. Aroma, flavour, texture. It’s delicious fluffy white rice every time.

    • @Deiv@lemmy.ca
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      -13•2 years ago

      deleted by creator

      • @MotoAsh@lemmy.world
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        21•2 years ago

        I beg to differ. Just a bit of honey and milk make 'em fucking delicious, and if milk and honey are complex seasoning, something is very wrong with your ability to cook.

        • @wunami@lemmy.world
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          16•2 years ago

          Get a load of this guy from the land of milk and honey. Must be nice to live in the promised land with your fancy oatmeal. /s

      • @zaph@sh.itjust.works
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        18•2 years ago

        even with just basic seasons

        What are we calling basic seasonings? Brown sugar is pretty basic imo and oatmeal with brown sugar is basically crack.

      • @HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml
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        Chinese person here, the spices that work well on rice also work on congee, which is already similar to oatmeal, and IMO they work just fine on actual oatmeal too.

        Hell we even have a “lazy congee” where you literally just add leftover rice to hot water to make a sort of rice oatmeal. Super convenient in the morning when you’re in a rush!

      • @Voyajer@lemmy.world
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        Once you add 17 things to it?

  • @markstos@lemmy.world
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    79•2 years ago

    Defenders of McDonald’s chicken nuggets surprised to learn they contain 38 ingredients.

    • @fluxion@lemmy.world
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      17•2 years ago

      Not to mention drowning each bite in a little tub of bbq sauce

      • @Neil@lemmy.ml
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        6•2 years ago

        I eat mine dry. Would this get me into the Salty Spitoon?

        • DominusOfMegadeus
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          6•2 years ago

          As do I. I would never sully my delicious tempura fried compressed chicken matter by dipping it in cups of high fructose corn syrup.

          • @Daft_ish@lemmy.world
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            5•2 years ago

            I would, and will do it again!

        • @clearleaf@sh.itjust.works
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          3•2 years ago

          There is a place for people like you but it’s not the salty spittoon. You will get to see lots of sponge though and a jacket with lots of cool buckles.

    • @RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml
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      3•2 years ago

      38 different chickens per nugget.

    • Norgur
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      Doesn’t matter. Everything besides water and chicken-ish “meat” is only in there in microscopic amounts. Especially water.

  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
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    51•2 years ago

    Oatmeal is a grain product, so yeah, adding other things to it to make it more to your personal liking is kinda the point.

    This is like saying bread is bad because most people like it in a sandwich.

    • @m0darn@lemmy.ca
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      Wheat is bad because you have to add more than just water to make bread

      • bobor hrongar
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        That’s actually not even necessarily true. You can just leave flour around in water and the natural yeast ferments. Then you can throw that in with some more water and flour and it’s sourdough. Would be better with some salt though.

        Or you can make super depressing unleavened flatbread.

        • @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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          5•2 years ago

          you don’t even need yeast, in sweden we have “stick bread” which is just flour, water, baking powder, and salt which you wrap around a stick and grill over a campfire. Perfectly tasty.

          • @pirat@lemmy.world
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            3•2 years ago

            Even better with a korv down the hole!

          • @DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca
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            3•2 years ago

            In Canada and Scotland, it’s called campfire Bannock.

    • @BluesF@feddit.uk
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      6•2 years ago

      Yes, no one who says “I love pasta!” is saying that to mean “I love just the pasta on its own without any sauce”

      • @Demdaru@lemmy.world
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        3•2 years ago

        Er…n-no one? ^^’

      • @Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        1•2 years ago

        I have a friend who eats pasta not only plsin, but raw.

    • VeganPizza69 Ⓥ
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      4•2 years ago

      Have you ever had fresh baked bread (even flatbread)?

  • @ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world
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    49•2 years ago

    Oatmeal like rice, tofu, grits, or any number of other foods is a flavor vehicle.

    • @glimse@lemmy.world
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      34•2 years ago

      I dunno man, rice is pretty delicious on its own

      • @Droechai@lemm.ee
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        21•2 years ago

        I prefer it with water and maybe some salt though

        • @ebits21@lemmy.ca
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          8•2 years ago

          Oh no I’ve been doing it wrong …

      • IninewCrow
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        8•2 years ago

        As a kid one of my favorite memories is just eating a plain bowl of white rice with some salt and pepper.

        • @Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          16•2 years ago

          That doesn’t sound that plain.

          • @kautau@lemmy.world
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            6•2 years ago

            Yeah I think like 80% of foods have some combination of salt, pepper, and garlic. I feel like those three things alone are the most valuable flavorings possible, with many things coming in a close second

            • @Droechai@lemm.ee
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              3•2 years ago

              Never forget fat as a flavour enhancer too. There is a reason why plain potato makes your gatherer brain go crazy with just some fat (and salt) added

              • @kautau@lemmy.world
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                3•2 years ago

                True! There’s a reason butter or oil can be found in so many recipes

        • @glimse@lemmy.world
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          4•2 years ago

          Yeah man, I love that!

        • @Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          3•2 years ago

          Rice with butter was what I ate as a kid instead of butter noodles. So unhealthy, so tasty.

      • @smeg@feddit.uk
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        4•2 years ago

        Almost as nice as a plain slice of dry white bread washed down with a refreshing glass of government juice

      • @Fermion@feddit.nl
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        4•2 years ago

        Bread, especially naan, is great on its own or as a carrier for more flavorful foods.

    • WavingSmug
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      Guy Fieri wrote this.

      • @slackassassin@sh.itjust.works
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        1•2 years ago

        My dudes got whole towns hyped up on flavor.

    • @naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1•2 years ago

      plain tofu or rice is good though.

      Sometimes I just eat cubes of tofu as a snack.

  • @CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
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    46•2 years ago

    Anyone making the assertion that ingredients must taste good on their own to be considered tasty is free to go try vanilla extract to compare it to vanilla icecream.

    • @AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world
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      17•2 years ago

      https://xkcd.com/1616/

  • BruceTwarzen
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    Well no shit, ever heard of cooking?

  • @HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml
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    Why do people insist on randomly hating what other people eat? The textbook definition of differing tastes between different people than cannot be accounted for? Unless your kid is named Oatmeal and they ate them, maybe mind your own business.

    • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      12•2 years ago

      You heartless bastard! Oatmeal was my second-favourite son and that bastard seasoned him with store brand ketchup! STORE BRAND!

    • @lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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      0•2 years ago

      It’s probably a fat fuck that can’t stomach anything with less than 30g of sugar.

      • @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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        oh boy fatphobia

        • @lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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          0•2 years ago

          I’m not wrong.

  • @Wes_Dev@lemmy.ml
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    I mean, in a pinch you can get away with just butter and salt. Oats taste fine by themselves, it’s just really boring after two bites.

    EDIT: I am not a horse.

    • Cosmic Cleric
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      EDIT: I am not a horse.

      Too bad. I would have been very impressed if you were, considering you’re posting comments on an Internet forum.

      • Flying Squid
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        4•2 years ago

        Imagine the size of a keyboard you would need to accommodate a horse’s hoof!

        • Cosmic Cleric
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          Imagine the size of a keyboard you would need to accommodate a horse’s hoof!

          The ergonomics would be daunting.

      • @Wes_Dev@lemmy.ml
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        4•2 years ago

        It would be interesting, but is it true? I would tell you nay.

        • Cosmic Cleric
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          2•2 years ago

          I would tell you nay.

          Well played, sir. Well, played.

    • @namelessdread@lemmy.world
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      11•2 years ago

      EDIT: I am not a horse.

      That’s exactly what a horse would say

    • @LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      4•2 years ago

      As a child I did butter and SUGAR with my oatmeal.

      • @Wes_Dev@lemmy.ml
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        1•2 years ago

        Oats with butter, sugar, cinnamon. Loved that as a kid.

    • Flying Squid
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      2•2 years ago

      EDIT: I am not a horse.

      Okay, Ed.

    • @namelessdread@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

  • @frickineh@lemmy.world
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    24•2 years ago

    Steel cut oats don’t need anything except maybe a little milk. They’re delicious, fight me.

    • @WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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      22•2 years ago

      Dude, you enjoy plain oat meal. I ain’t getting in a fight with someone like that. That’s like picking a fight with Popeye because he eats plain spinach.

      • @idiomaddict@feddit.de
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        10•2 years ago

        Plain canned spinach. I could do plain spinach all day, but the idea of canned spinach is horrendous.

        • @kautau@lemmy.world
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          I feel like the super saiyan version of Popeye is just a dude who eats https://shop.foodland.com/sm/pickup/rsid/1/product/sweet-sue-canned-whole-chicken-50-oz-id-041358511237 whole straight from the can

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        deleted by creator

        • @kautau@lemmy.world
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          I agree with this. I can handle plain oatmeal. Grits without flavoring though is like wet food sand

        • @WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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          Yeah, but if Thor ate oats could he beat Hulk eating grits?

    • @JimmyChanga@lemmy.world
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      7•2 years ago

      Oats, water, pinch of salt. Maybe its cause I was raised protestant but the day should start as miserable as it will go on.

    • @tastysnacks@programming.dev
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      I could never get into steel cut, but this is how I eat rolled oats. But its gotta be Quaker Original or Bobs or something. Instant oats suck ass.

    • @SOB_Van_Owen@lemm.ee
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      And I like whole oat groats even better. Discrete grains not unlike cooking rice. Groats and steel cut oats are such an improvement on texture. Guess there’s a little trade-off in cooking time, but it really doesn’t take that long. I’ll make a little pot and have it for a week.

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    deleted by creator

    • 🐑🇸 🇭 🇪 🇪 🇵 🇱 🇪🐑
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      7•2 years ago

      And it fills your stomach a lot.

  • @zilla@lemmy.world
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    21•2 years ago

    I love and eat oatmeal every day. More than ones through the day actually, plain

    Just oats and water.

    If i want something different than nothing beats fruits in this game for me. A good apple sauce is also awesome on oatmeal.

    • @rothaine@lemm.ee
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      10•2 years ago

      Not even salt? Whoa

    • Transient Punk
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      5•2 years ago

      Some yogurt and honey is great in my steel cut oats

      • @SecretSauces@lemmy.world
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        Question. What is the difference between “steel cut oats” and regular oatmeal?

        • Transient Punk
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          The article that someone else posted explains it well. The thing I would add is that once you start using steel cut oats, you’ll never go back

          • @EssentialCoffee@midwest.social
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            Nah, steel cut are alright, but take too much time to be used regularly, for me anyway.

        • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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          https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/rolled-vs-steel-cut-oats

          • Cosmic Cleric
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            From the (AI generated?) article…

            Steel-cut oats

            Steel-cut oats are most closely related to the original, unprocessed oat groat.

            Steel-cut oats have a coarser, chewier texture and nuttier flavor than rolled or quick oats.

            They also take longer to prepare, with average cooking times ranging from 15–30 minutes.

            Rolled oats

            Rolled oats, or old-fashioned oats, are oat groats that have gone through a steaming and flattening process.

            They have a milder flavor and softer texture and take much less time to make than steel-cut oats, as they have been partially cooked.

    • @Uncle_Bagel@midwest.social
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      Do yourself a favor and sub the water with milk or a milk substitute. Takes the oatmeal to 11

  • Kevin
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    I eat oats just about every single day. The only time I’m not eating oats is around the holidays.

    But I definitely don’t mind unflavored oats. Normally I eat them savory, but plain oats are fine I suppose.

    • Hegar
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      No matter how much you try to trick us by posting on the internet, we can still tell you’re a horse!

      • Kevin
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        Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead. Here is a description of the content: horse gif

  • @Toneswirly@lemmy.world
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    18•2 years ago

    The defense of Oatmeal is that it’s insanely good for your health and will help you lose weight if you can shovel unsweetened oatmeal down your pie hole every morning.

    • @aidan@lemmy.world
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      Doesn’t have to be unsweetened, just unsweetened with natural sugars like, sugar or honey. Stevia or other artificial sweeteners are okay for weight loss.

    • @Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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      You eat oatmeal because it’s good for your health.

      I eat oatmeal because it gives me feel good fiber poop.

      We are not the same.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    It’s fine by itself. I mean, it ain’t winning any awards for taste, because it’s not good but it’s not awful either. It just exists. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    I just put a handful of blueberries or cut up strawberries in mine for some stimulation. The main reason for me to have oatmeal is that it is super quick and extremely filling with just a small portion. Efficiency food.

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