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The Picard Maneuver to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

Japan has everything

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • @blackstampede@sh.itjust.works
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    144•2 years ago

    My girlfriend: “more like cracker barrel”

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      47•2 years ago

      Marry her

    • 567PrimeMover
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      “more crackers, princess?” wheels in a literal barrel of crackers

  • @moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    The guy in the middle looks like he’s in a emo band from the mid 2000’s

    • Midnight Wolf
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      47•2 years ago

      Weird way of saying “he’s hot as fuck”

      • @DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe
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        37•2 years ago

        To each their own…

        But you’re objectively wrong.

        • @therafal@lemmy.world
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          deleted by creator

          • @DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe
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            No.

            It is a fundamental law of nature that no one could get a good look at that guy and say “Wow he’s hot AF”

            Cute, sure.

            Hot in a better picture, maybe.

            Hot AF?

            No. The universe itself denies it.

            (OP was clearly deceived by the poor quality of the picture, but a zoom in reveals reality)

            • @therafal@lemmy.world
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              deleted by creator

              • 6daemonbag
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                You are arguing with a joke

                • @therafal@lemmy.world
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                  deleted by creator

      • @webghost0101@sopuli.xyz
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        Weird way of saying “there appearance inspires me to have feelings related to copulating. “

    • @fsxylo@sh.itjust.works
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      16•2 years ago

      That’s just a standard kpop haircut.

    • RickRussell_CA
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      12•2 years ago

      In the 80s we would have called him a Curebody.

      • @shalafi@lemmy.world
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        14•2 years ago

        I had Robert Smith hair in those days. Lots of ratting and Aqua Net Extra Super Hold in the pink can.

        • RickRussell_CA
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          2•2 years ago

          And amazingly, he keeps rocking that look into his mid-60s. There’s a point where it stops being ironic or campy and just becomes f*cking hardcore.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      10•2 years ago

      That, or he took a pic of his favorite anime character to his hair stylist.

    • Ataraxia
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      5•2 years ago

      More like a karen

    • @niktemadur@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      More like a point near the center of a triangle of early-80s British synthpop and rock, somewhere between Depeche Mode, Spandau Ballet and The Cure.

    • @quicksand@lemm.ee
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      3•2 years ago

      He looks like Stuart from Letterkenny

  • @Wrench@lemmy.world
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    104•2 years ago

    Not even that weird for Japan.

    Been to a few maid cafes, only seems fair that lady customers can get their WTFs in too.

    • @cRazi_man@lemm.ee
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      12•2 years ago

      If there’s equal opportunity for everyone to access fucked up things then that’s equality, right?

    • @Guru_Insights99@lemm.ee
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      Just typical Ja*anese racism, nothing new here

      Edit: They hated him cuz he told them the truth

      • @Warl0k3@lemmy.world
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        38•2 years ago

        Edit: They found him tedious because he added nothing to the discussion

      • @funkpandemic@lemmy.ca
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        31•2 years ago

        are you ok

      • @systemglitch@lemmy.world
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        No no, you are just out to lunch trying to make a point that doesn’t exist in this context.

        And looking at your post history I realize I will live a better life by blocking you. Bye!!

      • @feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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        4•2 years ago

        Javanese

      • @BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
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        Galatians 4:16 does not really apply, but if you want a quote back there’s always Philippians 2:14-15 “Do all things without complaining and disputing, that you may become blameless and harmless, children of God”

  • @AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    It’s somehow reassuring to see that there is occidentalism in Asia that’s every bit as absurd as orientalism in the West. Westerners get Chinese character tattoos which supposedly mean something spiritual but really are a grocery list, Asia gets T-shirts with nonsense phrases in English. The West gets tropes of the “Mystic East” which mash China, Japan, Thailand and India together into a melange of pagodas and temples, Asia gets stories set in “European” settings that combine England, Switzerland and Venice or something similarly absurd. Europe gets Fu Manchu, Asia gets Bobson Dugnutt. And now this.

    • @Subtle@lemmy.world
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      It’s kinda beautiful in a way

    • @lunarul@lemmy.world
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      15•2 years ago

      Reminds me of this cool western design shirt I found in a store in Tokyo

    • Flying Squid
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      Westerners get Chinese character tattoos which supposedly mean something spiritual but really are a grocery list

      If you’re not aware of this website, I think you’ll enjoy it- https://hanzismatter.blogspot.com/

      Sadly, it no longer seems to be kept updated.

    • @PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee
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      Engrish.com

      From web 1.0

  • massive_bereavement
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    69•2 years ago

    It’s called a “butler cafe”, basically the opposite of a maid cafe.

    They haven’t clearly gone through hospitality academy; they brought the wrong spoon for desert and ruined my day.

    • @KnightontheSun@lemmy.world
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      38•2 years ago

      “Sorry, princess.”

      • @edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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        48•2 years ago

        I believe the proper formal phrasing is “Well excuuuuuse me, Princess!”

      • @niktemadur@lemmy.world
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        8•2 years ago

        “Sorry, your Worship”, cosplaying as Leia and Han!

        • threelonmusketeers
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          1•2 years ago

          Isn’t it “Sorry, your worshipfulness”?

      • @Klear@lemmy.world
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        7•2 years ago

        Well excuuuuuuse me, princess!

  • @agent_flounder@lemmy.world
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    47•2 years ago

    Let me know if anyone opens a depressed Uncle Iroh Cafe.

    • @agent_flounder@lemmy.world
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      14•2 years ago

      PS: Uncle Iroh before getting ripped in prison.

      • KingJalopy
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        5•2 years ago

        NGL, I had to read that twice lol

      • @noli@programming.dev
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        2•2 years ago

        He didn’t get ripped in prison. He was always ripped but it was revealed to the viewer for the first time in prison.

        • @agent_flounder@lemmy.world
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          I don’t think that tracks with all the exercise they show him doing in prison before then. Or the many comments about his shape before that. I feel like the implied arc is that he went downhill after losing his son and finally does a comeback to break out and meet up with the White Lotus and fulfill his destiny to take back Ba Sing Se.

    • Annoyed_🦀 A
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      He seems happy and content with that tea house of his.

    • Deceptichum
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      9•2 years ago

      Surely it’d be a teahouse?

  • Echo Dot
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    From left to right

    Discount Rupert Grint - the real one has an ice cream van and is therefore superior.

    Main protagonist syndrome

    Everyone’s cousin

    • @Fredselfish@lemmy.world
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      What is this Ouran Highschool Host Club?

  • ivanafterall
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    30•2 years ago

    Are they accepting applications? It doesn’t sound like an awful way to spend a few hours each day. The networking possibilities alone.

    • @Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1•2 years ago

      Do you speak japanese?

      • ivanafterall
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        1•2 years ago

        Kawaii senpai!

  • @Meho_Nohome@sh.itjust.works
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    30•2 years ago

    Do they have an opening for a fat, bald white guy wearing sweat pants and a stained wife beater? I could show them what a REAL white guy is like.

    • @BobsonDugnutt@lemmy.world
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      Sounds like a high performing sumo wrestler in training!

    • @gac11@lemmy.world
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      https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/carl-brutananadilewski

  • @itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml
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    26•2 years ago

    A weeb’s dream job

    • @Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world
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      Each of the guys look exactly like someone who would move to Japan for the chance to serve Japanese ladies cake.

    • SharkAttak
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      Well the “white men” should be handsome, so there’s no hope for that dream.

  • @MacedWindow@lemmy.world
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    The US needs host clubs too!

    • The Pantser
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      If the US had clubs where only a certain gender or race would be allowed to be employed they would get instant lawsuits and be shut down.

      • @halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world
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        57•2 years ago

        I don’t remember seeing many male servers at Hooters.

        • @Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world
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          They do at Femboy Hooters

          • ALQ
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            12•2 years ago

            Screw you for getting my hopes up.

            • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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              They cant take our dreams away

        • @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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          They hired Dale

        • @KillerTofu@lemmy.world
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          Too bad Tallywackers went out of business.

      • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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        22•2 years ago

        Hooters is a better direct response to your claim, but also, for attendees:

        Save $20 by being female at one of Vegas’s biggest clubs this New Year’s:

        More reading:

        Ladies’ night remains legal, despite anti-discrimination law

      • zeekaran
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        20•2 years ago

        Hooters? Tilted Kilt?

      • Bene Gesserit Witch
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        Gentlemens clubs that only have women dancers is thing in the US and no ones protesting. Sounds more like you think the pronouns are coming for ya AND WE ARE MUAHAHAH (I’m kidding obviously)

      • @PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee
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        US still has strip clubs

        Here’s the loophole:

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bona_fide_occupational_qualification

  • RickRussell_CA
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    15•2 years ago

    Well, turnabout is fair play.

  • @feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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    7•2 years ago

    Funny looking chaps.

  • @shalafi@lemmy.world
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    3•2 years ago

    LOL, wife’s half-Japanese, half-Pilipino. She’ll have a laugh. (And wish she could visit!)

  • Doctor xNo
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    3•2 years ago

    There’s only cake until they lock the door behind you. 😅

    • @Masamune@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      The cake is a lie?!? Portal intensifies

      • Doctor xNo
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        -1•2 years ago

        I would have been disappointed if I had not found this comment. 😅

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