My wife and I are in the mood to watch something terrible. We just watched the langoliers and hackers so something in that vein would be fun.
What are y’all’s favorite shitty movies?
Edit: I have been corrected: hackers is a great movie. I’m sorry everyone.
Velocipastor
Wait what??? Some kind of gene experimenting gone wrong?
Came to say this, you beat me to it. Definitely The VelociPastor!
I haven’t seen those two, but the best of the best of the best worst movies of all time is “The Room” (2003).
I honestly can’t imagine any movie being as perfectly terrible as The Room. It gets even better when you start to look into the director/lead actor/writer/producer, Tommy Wiseau. I’m fully convinced that he’s either D.B. Cooper or an alien. Maybe both.
Yea! She hasn’t seen that one so I’ll run it by her.
Oh God. Prepare yourself for a confusing alien nightmare. The acting isn’t so much bad as surreal.
Hackers! i never saw it as a kid but my wife decided to go see it on a whim when there was a showing for the 20th anniversary and we immediately fell in love with it. It’s simultaneously terrible and brilliant at the same time. we now watch it every couple months. HACK THE PLANET!
edit: i should probably fully read the original post before commenting
It’s one of my wife’s favorites! We actually decided we’re going to rewatch it tonight for like the 15th time.
Down Periscope
It’s awful and the jokes are terrible but at the end of the day, so endearing.
An absolute GEM of is Dead Alive from Peter Jackson. Just incredibly bonkers and the goriest movie ever made (lawnmowers ftw). Highly recommend it for 80s campy fun.
Kung Pow. It’s so bad it loops back to being good.
They said bad movie, not cinematic masterpiece.
Yes, I see your edit.
But I’m still angry. I will try to forgive you but it’s gonna take work.
Mess with the best, die like the rest. amirite?
House Shark is a cinematic masterpiece and I’d watch it again anytime
Top secret with val kilmer
Kung fu hustle and shaolin soccer are also good.
I’m sorry to post off your comment but there’s no icon I can find to comment on the main thread in Jerboa.
But, we just watched Die Heart. It was just silly and fun.
It looks like a speech bubble with three dots inside it, to the right of the like/dislike buttons at the bottom of the post.
Yes, i have that under each comment, but not the main thread.
Moonfall. So where to start…
It was a big budget action flick, with sci-fi mixed in. Now don’t get me wrong, I can suspend my disbelief just fine - you want to tell me that a zombie can rip a mountain in two, so be it. But the scientist in me just couldn’t get past a couple things. It’s an absolute blast of a movie, with great visuals. Mild spoilers below.
They successfully hide from gravity behind a concrete barrier. A space shuttle launches from the ground through a tsunami (literally in the water). Just absolutely bonkers. But so, so fun.
Ok, now if you are looking for a movie that is all style and low on substance, may I suggest: Repo! The Genetic Opera.
It’s a very 2000’s rock opera with pretty good visuals. It’s got a really fun vibe and very goth aesthetics. There isn’t much depth but you will probably be signing along by the end of it. REEEEEEPO MAN! REEEEPO man!
“Evil alien conquerors”, it even has its own theme song!
I loved Jason X. When I saw it on scifi as a kid and when I watched it again as an adult.
Check out Dracula 3000 if you are looking to laugh at a vampire horror movie featuring Coolio in space.
new neil breen film should be dropping soon so i’m holding out for that
Of course, any neill Breen movie will be gold
what a new one? is there a release date yet? is it another guy spoils the governments plan with throwing books against laptops? is it twisted pair 2? it’s a magical day the sequel? i can’t believe she commited suicide? can’t wait to torture my friends with his newest creation!
Cade: The Tortured Crossing
he’s currently running some strange gamut of film festivals, think it’ll be about in the next few months. not having how he ai quantum shits and cums all over the corrupt politicians spoiled (he’s terminator btw)
