2024 year of breaking the seals and ushering in the apocalypse
I was there when the things began to rumble
‘2012’ was really supposed to be translated ‘2x12’ but colonizers didn’t understand per usual
mandate of heaven moment
I think they’re sea lions in California, not seals.
These come just hours after Japan was hit with over a dozen earthquakes that triggered tsunami warnings, with the largest recorded with a 7.6 magnitude that started fires and brought down several buildings.
All of the quakes were along “The Ring of Fire”.
to Xi’s new earthquake gun.
Is there a way for the San Andrés Big One to kill only techghouls?
What if Duolingo, but for learning to swim?
It’s time.
Time to get outfitted with an eye patch.
Don’t forget the pleather black outfit.
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Escape from L.A., was probably gonna show it along with Escape from New York on Wednesday.
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RUMBLING, RUMBLING, IT’S COMING!
RUMBLING, RUMBLING
BEWARE!!!
COMING FOR YOU!!!
Aftershocks.
Probably.
Or it could be the San Andreas Valley flooding which results in LA becoming cut off from the mainland and turned into a prison colony.
I haven’t really noticed anything up here so far. Of course I spent most of today sleeping off a mix of exhaustion and hangover, so mother earth could’ve been gently rocking me asleep all day.
Damn climate change!
