I prefer regular foods that help with constipation, not meds.

UPDATE: I forced the shit out somehow

    • mizuOP
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      102 years ago

      It sure was. The resulting constipation was hell though.

  • crentist
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    122 years ago

    So are we going to get an explanation on the 3 poopless days?

    • mizuOP
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      102 years ago

      Sorry but I really can’t 🥲

  • mizuOP
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    122 years ago

    I managed to force the shit out somehow thanks everyone.

    • @ThatGirlKylie@lemmy.world
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      62 years ago

      I’m so confused on this dudes post history. Intentionally clearing himself out and giving himself constipation but with access to toilets and an air conditioned tent??

      This is either the biggest shitpost ever or some kind of evacuation fetish.

      Shits crazy.

  • Boozilla
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    82 years ago

    I love these posts. But Imma be pissed off if we find out mizu is Gallowboob or some fucker like that from reddit.

  • Drusas
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    62 years ago

    I’ll just say that there’s a reason for the old people eating prunes stereotype.

    • mizuOP
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      52 years ago

      Thanks a lot imma try them all at once

      • Chetzemoka
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        72 years ago

        You joke, but old school nurses do just that: mix prune juice, coffee, and milk of magnesia. They call this combo “The Bomb” lol: https://drslusher.com/constipation-remedy-or-the-bomb/

        I’m more inclined to tell you that while I appreciate your commitment to a natural remedy, Miralax (polyethylene glycol powder) is the most effective remedy in my personal experience as a nurse. For what it’s worth.

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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    52 years ago

    The classic way I know of is a large black coffee and a bran muffin. If you can manage to get stuck in traffic about an hour after you eat, it increases the odds of it working.

  • stevexley
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    42 years ago

    My wife swears by dried apricots. Make sure you are in a well ventilated, prefeably unpopulated space as you are going to produce some gas that will make your eyes water.

    • @PoodleDoodle@lemmy.world
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      42 years ago

      This is the way. Oatmeal or anything with high fiber will help as well.

      However prunes or are really where it’s at.

  • Peruvian_Skies
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    32 years ago

    Anything with lots of fiber, especially darker leaves like kale. The less cooked, the better. But a warm enema can also help a lot in a dire situation.

  • ReCursing
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    32 years ago

    You could try the mathematician’s approach and work it out with a pencil!

    (but yes, an enema and fibrebare the correct answers