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@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish •
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Yeah, I'm gonna get a second opinion on that...

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Yeah, I'm gonna get a second opinion on that...

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  • @betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    44•1 year ago

    What people don’t realize is that these levels are built with a barely-perceptible curve to match the shape of the Earth.

    • @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      21•1 year ago

      See, this is why I post stupid shit like this. One, for the comments, and two, for info like this. Thank you kind stranger 👍 ☺️.

      • MxM111
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        20•1 year ago

        Just in case you are serious (can’t say for sure on internet) - he wasn’t.

        • @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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          8•1 year ago

          Of course I wasn’t 😂.

    • @schmidtster@lemmy.world
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      15•1 year ago

      A level would have to be unwieldy large before it would have to account for that. Thats completely made up.

      • @betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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        19•1 year ago

        No, I was being completely serious with my ridiculous statement above.

      • ReCursing
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        8•1 year ago

        Yeah well I’m an ant, that is unweildy large for me

        • @Llewellyn@lemm.ee
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          4•1 year ago

          That’s what she said

        • @PeregrinoCinzento@lemmy.pt
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          1•1 year ago

          As Gandalf said:
          “If you compare an Ant to a Level, a Human will go its whole life thinking the Earth is flat.”

  • Rentlar
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    28•1 year ago

    Proof the earth is flat:

    • @edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      Is this Loss?

      • Annoyed_🦀 A
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        29•1 year ago

        No it’s ground

        • @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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          2•1 year ago

          Has a landscape as well… nice touch.

  • @SapphironZA@lemmings.world
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    23•1 year ago

    Then why is the bubble curved and not flat.

    Checkmate flerthers!

  • The Barto
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    19•1 year ago

    It still makes me laugh all our building’s paths and stuff like that are judged by a floating air bubble in a coloured liquid.

    • @UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca
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      18•1 year ago

      And lasers, and gps

      • The Barto
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        7•1 year ago

        Unless your building or infrastructure was built after they became a thing, everything else, air bubble.

        • @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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          1•1 year ago

          My building, definitely. It’s built in 1965 😂.

      • @marcos@lemmy.world
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        2•1 year ago

        And theodolites.

  • Pistcow
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    14•1 year ago

    Now do it with a 15,000 mile long level.

  • @TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    11•1 year ago

    TAKE THIS GLOBEHEADS

    FLAT EARTHERS ALL AROUND THE WORLD ARE LAUGHING AT YOU

    • @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      2•1 year ago

      Oh well, at least both sides are laughing.

  • @Outsider9042@aussie.zone
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    Any spirit level is simply a measure of its tangent with centre of mass of the earth on its plane. I can use the same technique to prove a tennis ball is flat, I can prove thin air is flat….

    Woahhh…. What if, everything is flat…. Duuuuude.

  • @Maggoty@lemmy.world
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    8•1 year ago

    Okay.

    Lays down another level next to it.

  • MacN'Cheezus
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    8•1 year ago

    Well, that settles that I guess. Let’s argue about politics or religion instead…

    • @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      1•1 year ago

      GOD, NO, PLEASE, NO, DON’T!

      • MacN'Cheezus
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        2•1 year ago

        Can you spare a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

        • @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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          3•1 year ago

          Runs away Forest Gump style

          • MacN'Cheezus
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            2•1 year ago

            Another time then?

            • @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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              1•1 year ago

              Of course, whatever you say.

    • @PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works
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      -1•1 year ago

      It is an argument about religion.

  • @Jourei@lemm.ee
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    5•1 year ago

    I think this just means that they installed earth on a good angle.

  • @LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    5•1 year ago

    Welp, can’t argue against that. Ya finally converted me.

  • @winterayars@sh.itjust.works
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    5•1 year ago

    Turn a bowl upside-down and slap this bad boy on top of it. Boom, proof the bowl is a plate.

  • Dr. Coomer
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    4•1 year ago

    You ever see this? https://youtu.be/GFqmDazwb6Y?si=PBFHmJRvXp2rHbtN

    • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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      3•1 year ago

      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      https://piped.video/GFqmDazwb6Y?si=PBFHmJRvXp2rHbtN

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • YAMAPIKARIYA
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    3•1 year ago

    The world is level

  • flatearth
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    1•1 year ago

    @0x4E4F have you finally repented, or are you exhibiting your ignorance?

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