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@SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk • 2 years ago

Breakfast bath, anyone?

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Breakfast bath, anyone?

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@SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk • 2 years ago
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  • It's Maddie!
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    93•2 years ago

    This setup was 100% for kinky purposes

    • @SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukOPM
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      31•2 years ago

      Do you think you have to climb onto a chair and then over the counter to get in it? I can’t see any other way.

      • athos77
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        16•2 years ago

        There was a picture of this place on reddit a while back. There’s a hall behind the wall on the right, and there are stairs going up.

        • @SariEverna@lemmy.ca
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          I found it! I found the reddit post, and here is the other picture that was linked. It’s apparently a place called Carr Manor in Cripple Creek.

          Edit: Here’s the site for Carr Manor, not sure which suite it is, though.

          Another edit: Found it! Second from the bottom, the Governor Ralph Carr Suite. There’s even a third closer angle that confirms there is a door back there, but it doesn’t seem possible to isolate it so I can link to just it. Just follow the Carr Manor link above, scroll down to the suite and you’ll be able to flip through the photos, but it’s basically just the imgur photo taken from the other side of the couch.

      • It's Maddie!
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        2 years ago

        I imagine so, unless the angle is blocking an entrance from the back, it does kind of look like the tile may start curving around to an opening there.

        • @SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukOPM
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          18•2 years ago

          As unsexy as I find a bath in the kitchen/diner to begin with, the idea that you’d have to scramble over the counter to get in makes this set up even funnier for some reason!

          • @WestyFlyer@lemmy.world
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            10•2 years ago

            Not to mention that tile would be super slippery when wet.

            • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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              11•2 years ago

              super slippery when wet.

              Is that the remastered version?

              • @FatLegTed@feddit.uk
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                4•2 years ago

                FLAC.

                Of was that the sound of your junk slapping on the counter as you clamber out?

                • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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                  4•2 years ago

                  That’s very kind of you to suggest my junk is capable of slapping anything.

            • @deadsenator@lemmy.ca
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              4•2 years ago

              Be careful with your beverage on the dismount!

          • @lagomorphlecture@lemm.ee
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            5•2 years ago

            Is it even a full sized bath? Maybe it’s just the perspective but it seems small like you would have to stand in it, although idk maybe that’s what they were going for.

            • @SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukOPM
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              I assume (hope) that it’s not the only bath in the house. “Kids come and eat your breakfast! Ignore Dad climbing over you with his dangly bits out…”

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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      8•2 years ago

      These people sex.

    • @Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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      7•2 years ago

      “Would you like some eggs and and a cup of tepid bathwater?”

      • @Retrograde@lemmy.world
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        5•2 years ago

        Depends who’s in the bath

        • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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          4•2 years ago

          Snoop dogg

      • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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        Omg imagine if the hot tub was full of tea and you served yourself with a ladel. Warm, bubbling tea.

    • @ikapoz@sh.itjust.works
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      I could stand to hear a little more.

    • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      4•2 years ago

      Fresh sushi

    • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      Do you think it was part of the morning routine??

    • @Taleya@aussie.zone
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      Or the world’s biggest party esky

  • gifferqqq
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    They really missed an opportunity to put a toaster on the counter. It would be so convenient to have fresh toast for you and your friends when having a bath.

  • LemmyLefty
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    26•2 years ago

    Evening itinerary:

    17:45 - Relaxing bath with those fish that nibble dead skin 18:15 - Fresh sushi

  • livus
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    20•2 years ago

    Previous owner was a mermaid.

  • @porkins@lemmy.world
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    15•2 years ago

    I see it as a hot tub with a bar top. Kinda cool for hanging out.

    • Grammaton Cleric
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      Yeah, it’s got kind of a grotto vibe 😙👌

  • guyrocket
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    14•2 years ago

    This is how you have the wife for dinner. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Say no MORE.

  • Flying Squid
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    12•2 years ago

    “Young man, I want you out of that bed and in the tub eating your corn flakes in five minutes or else, mister!”

  • @Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world
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    12•2 years ago

    time for that succulent chinese meal.

    • @BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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      6•2 years ago

      This time, everyone can have their hands on the penis

      • FilthyHands
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        6•2 years ago

        This is Democracy Manifest

      • @Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world
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        3•2 years ago

        limp penis

  • @Satiric_Weasel@beehaw.org
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    8•2 years ago

    Some wild parties were had here.

  • ashleymartinez
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    6•2 years ago

    no way

  • @NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    I’ve seen one of these before… But it was at a strip club in Huston

  • @DuffmanOfTheCosmos@beehaw.org
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    5•2 years ago

    Uh, yes please

  • @zipzoopaboop@lemmy.world
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    4•2 years ago

    Seems pretty sweet to me actually, depending on how you actually get in

  • @Taako_Tuesday@lemmy.ca
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    I MUST know if you have to climb over the table to get in and out, or if there’s a way in on the other side of that wall that I’m not seeing. I hope it’s the first one.

  • @danc4498@lemmy.world
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    3•2 years ago

    Bathfast or breakbath. Either would do.

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