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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee.

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Okay, okay, you talked me into coffee.

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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • Davel23
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    45•1 year ago

    It looks like the name of the place is “Meh”.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      29•1 year ago

      That’s exactly the type of place that would be apathetic enough to mention the raptors as an afterthought.

    • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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      11•1 year ago

      Meh Mela is in Wenatchee, Washington

      • @LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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        21•1 year ago

        Here, I zoomed out further for reference:

        • @ulterno@lemmy.kde.social
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          Zoomed out a bit more, just in case you live too far.

          Zoomed out a bit more, just in case you live too far.

          • @doctorcrimson@lemmy.world
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            7•1 year ago

            We want to make sure nobody gets lost so heres a bit more

            • @Mac@mander.xyz
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              1•1 year ago

              And just in case anyone else wants to stop by we love in the Virgo Supercluster.

        • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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          2•1 year ago

          👑

          (Were Seattle & Vancouver good enough reference points at least ~80% of people would understand?)

      • @Sticker@lemy.nl
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        2•1 year ago

        I don’t like this location of the tables on the street. In summer, the dust from passing cars will fly into your cup of coffee.

        I know of several cafes located near the park area. There are a lot of trees and shrubs around. It is a good place for relaxation and dates.

        • @LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          Maybe that’s one reason there’s a sign outside encouraging people to come inside.

    • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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      8•1 year ago

      It’s ironic.

    • @milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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      4•1 year ago

      I read, “Mela”, though I also thought “meh” at first

  • @bleistift2@feddit.de
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    34•1 year ago

    The sign doesn’t say there were no raptors inside…

  • @RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com
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    22•1 year ago

    That’s why I won’t go back to the office. It’s just too scary with all those raptors

    • @explodicle@local106.com
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      8•1 year ago

      Just get used to it. More people get killed by the flu than by raptors now.

      • @RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com
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        7•1 year ago

        That’s what the raptors want us to think.

  • @model_tar_gz@lemmy.world
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    13•1 year ago

    Coffee shop named ‘meh’. tbh I’m feeling pretty ‘meh’ about it.

    • @paholg@lemm.ee
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      8•1 year ago

      I think it’s “mela”.

    • @LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      I agree. I’m gonna risk the raptors.

  • @LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    12•1 year ago

    So are they insinuating that everybody in the world who’s not inside that coffee shop is at risk of being eaten by a raptor?

    If so, I’m afraid we’re all doomed.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      2•1 year ago

      There are other coffee shops.

      • DopamineDeficient
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        3•1 year ago

        Are you sure that they are raptor save too tho?

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          Have you ever heard of anyone getting attacked by a raptor in a coffee shop?

    • @doctorcrimson@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      Only the Tastiest Livers can be Saved.

      • @LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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        1•1 year ago

        I feel like somehow your comment is more relevant to this post

  • @robocall@lemmy.world
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    12•1 year ago

    I bet raptors would appreciate my humor

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      9•1 year ago

      They would laugh as they ate your face.

      • @robocall@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        you’re just saying that because you don’t appreciate my humor /s

      • @supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world
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        3•1 year ago

        better not to risk it indeed

  • @RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    10•1 year ago

    That… is an iguanodon.

    • @GiveMemes@jlai.lu
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      If you haven’t already, please go treat yourself to the YouTube channel YDAW (your dinosaurs are wrong)!

      • @RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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        I bet this guy has a lot of fans between the ages of 8 and 14 who are suspiciously knowledgeable about paleontology. And who also look at the middle of his nose when talking to him.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      That’s just what the velociraptors want you to think.

  • @xavier666@lemm.ee
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    6•1 year ago

    What if they learn to open doors?

  • @JoShmoe@ani.social
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    6•1 year ago

    This sign would be more effective for a gun store. Here you just get the coffee but then what? The raptors are still waiting for you except now you smell better.

    • @photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I’m so glad to live in a country where gun stores are a foreign concept.

      • @JoShmoe@ani.social
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        But are you safe from Raptors?

        • @photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          6•1 year ago

          Yes! They’re extinct.

          Or perhaps that’s exactly what they want us to think…

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      12•1 year ago

      Raptors are notoriously allergic to coffee.

      • @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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        9•1 year ago

        Yet another failing of the public education system

    • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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      But with coffee you are juiced up enough to… Oh no, YOU were the cause of all those juiced-up raptors out there, running around like Captain Janeway looking for her next fix!? :-( :-P

  • @waz@lemmy.world
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    Isn’t a raptor a bird?

    • Annoyed_🦀 A
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      They probably mean this Raptor

      • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        It’s a bird! It’s a plane!

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      They mean velociraptor, but they’re called raptors in Jurassic Park multiple times, so…

      • @tubaruco@lemm.ee
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        “velociraptor”

        cause those thing in jp are not velociraptors

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          I know, the real ones were the size of turkeys. I still wouldn’t want to run into one.

          • @tubaruco@lemm.ee
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            i would love to run into one, but only after knowing how aggressive they would be

            in case theyre very aggressive i would like them to be in something similar to an aviary, so that they wont hurt me

  • @DingoBilly@lemmy.world
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    Lol they’re so kooky omg! We just have to go inside for a coffee!!

  • @Mac@mander.xyz
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    Yo is that an RX8? Nice. Don’t see them much.

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