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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Where's my safety pin.

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Where's my safety pin.

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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • AlmightySnoo 🐢🇮🇱🇺🇦
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    65•1 year ago

    • 4grams
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      4•1 year ago

      I wish I had more upvotes to give.

    • @f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      🤨

      🟡

  • Wugmeister
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    37•1 year ago

    That wall is pregnant

    • @stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      deleted by creator

      • smashboy
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        17•1 year ago

        Preganté

        • @Hol@feddit.uk
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          5•1 year ago

          Gregnant

      • @WindyRebel@lemmy.world
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        2•1 year ago

        How is babby formed?

        • @stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          deleted by creator

  • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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    34•1 year ago

    If the bump in the wall starts moaning, speaking, or forms a face, then GTFO FAST! :-P

    Unless your summoning the demon was intentional, in which case don’t be rude - say hi back! :-D

    • @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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      27•1 year ago

      Bro why run? The wall has a mouth now. I can work with this.

      • KingJalopy
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        16•1 year ago

        Bonk

        • @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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          18•1 year ago

          bonk me again daddy

          • KingJalopy
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            11•1 year ago

            Shut up, slave! I’ll bonk you when I’m ready, slut!

            • @fl42v@lemmy.ml
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              3•1 year ago

              That’s more of a KinkJalopy at this point

      • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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        5•1 year ago

        Uh… W-what do you intend to do with that large gaping hole there, inside of which is a portal to a demonic realm?

        Nvm, I don’t think I need to know right now.:-D

        • @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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          7•1 year ago

          (sex)

      • @fl42v@lemmy.ml
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        2•1 year ago

        Given that happens fr, you’re going to need to work on your mental health, tho…

        • @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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          Walls spawn mouths that you can get a blowjob from for real?

          • @kautau@lemmy.world
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            1•1 year ago

            Only if you get them wet enough

  • @Clubbing4198@lemmy.world
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    19•1 year ago

    Someone impregnated the glory hole.

  • Dr. Wesker
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    Best case scenario it’s full of pee.

    • Sippy Cup
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      28•1 year ago

      Is… Is regular water not an option?

      • Dr. Wesker
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        19•1 year ago

        Do you know how much structural damage water can do??

        • @Coach@lemmy.world
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          21•1 year ago

          More or less than pee?

          • @TwentySeven@lemmy.world
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            10•1 year ago

            The sky has a larger bladder

            • @seathru@lemm.ee
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              deleted by creator

  • @benfell@lemmy.world
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    You’ll want a bucket and probably a mop.

    When I first moved back east I was reveling in a thunderstorm, left the window open to hear the rain and the thunder. Did that a few times actually.

    But yours is bigger.

    • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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      Imagine how big it could be today. More water than wall.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    15•1 year ago

    Its like those ghost movies where things stretch out the walls; except way scarier because it comes with property damage.

  • Annoyed_🦀 A
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    It’s okay that’s just a friendly Demogorgon living in your wall

    • @betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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      5•1 year ago

      You can tell it’s a demogorgon by its willingness to display its abilities. Don’t confuse it with its much more dangerous relative, the demigorgon.

  • @DogPeePoo@lemm.ee
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    12•1 year ago

    I just want to know… which brand of paint

    • @Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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      Probably 5-7 coats of latex over 70 years.

    • @db2@lemmy.world
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      9•1 year ago

      Wall mart, obv

      • @surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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        Wall wart, if anything

      • KingJalopy
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        7•1 year ago

        Doubt. It’s actually holding together.

  • @dab@lemmy.world
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    9•1 year ago

    Wall water in its purest form

  • @Pixel@lemmy.sdf.org
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    9•1 year ago

    Good thing it’s away from that electrical outlet …

  • @dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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    It’s the titty wall from Duke Nukem, give it a slap

  • @YoorWeb@lemmy.world
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    9•1 year ago

    That’s one big spiders nest.

  • @Stanwich@lemmy.world
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    9•1 year ago

    Yeah, towel should do the job

    • @Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      /s

  • @db2@lemmy.world
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    6•1 year ago

    uwu

    (sorry)

    • @Valinator@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      *notices bulge*

    • @Jimbo@yiffit.net
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      I see something that looks like a belly I uwu

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