Final Fantas - people fighting over the last cans of Fanta in the world.
Chrono Tigger - the adventures of Tigger travelling to Christopher Robin’s adulthood.
Secret of Man - NSFW
Husbando had a lot of fun thinking about this:
- Ears of the Kingdom: The adventures of the ENT of Hyrule
- Tar Craft: A citybuilder focused on traffic management
- Ann 1800: Bridgerton - The Game
- Resident Vil: The sims set in Racoon City
- The IMs: The Sims, but text-based
- Okemon: A Jamaican-themed friendship simulator
- Spider Ma: An RPG centered around Miles Morales’ mom
- Itcher 3 Wild Hunt: A popping simulator
- Goof War: Just a boy goofing around
- Oom: Out of mana
These are pure gold.
This is such a dum post; love it. Here we go:
Ass Effect 2: Interesting aliens
With all those close ups of asses this changes surprisingly little
Mehwarrior - Assume the role of a bored military member standing watch over an empty shed.
Chrono Tigger: Pooh Bear in Time
Cyberpuk 2077: In a dystopian future where global warming has brought the planet to a boil, desperate hockey players take their game to cyberspace because ice is no longer available.
actually sound like fun
I’m picturing a mix of Tron and Mutant Football League for hockey and the more I think about it, the more I want it.
Meal Gear. Tactically finding the food machine without being spotted.
Okémon. Not as good as Pokémon, but it’s fine I guess.
Slent Hill - game about a quaint village in Scotland
Minecrat - game about aristocrat miners
The Sms - game about texting people
Bishock - game about bi panic (my kind of game lol)
Resident Eil - game about homebody eels who cant spell
Silent ill - have covid without telling anyone
Hostbusters.
It’s kind of like ‘Hackers’
Petty Princess Party - instead of decorating rooms you snark about how gaudy everything is
Ass Effect. The whole plot is Miranda in that white jumpsuit.
What about just slightly adjusting the kerning
Say, like slightly reducing the space between the “F” and “I” at the start of “FINAL FANTASY”?
Kerbal Pace Program: a game about getting little green aliens to run marathons
Sellaris: a game about being a salesman
Jeb running a marathon would be hilarious.
Untitled Goos Game - What’s that goo? Do you really want to know? Well you’re gonna find out, and several others as well.
AC Man – 🥵 Dude’s just trying to get cool
