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no banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

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no banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    54•1 year ago

    To those who don’t know: this was an idea that was proposed as a way for people to breath in a housefire without breathing in the smoke.

    • @bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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      33•1 year ago

      Breathe sewer gasses instead!

      • @Maalus@lemmy.world
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        23•1 year ago

        I would rather breathe sewer gasses than air that will completely burn my lungs with no oxygen in it.

        • @Zron@lemmy.world
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          11•1 year ago

          Live through house fire

          Die a month later from all the lung infections

    • @Jumuta@sh.itjust.works
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      15•1 year ago

      1000007371

    • @NaoPb@eviltoast.org
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      6•1 year ago

      Ah, I was wondering how they came up with this.

  • @TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com
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    50•1 year ago

    I think this is a technique for not dying of smoke inhalation during a fire. Sure hope someone’s coming to save your ass cuz you’re still in a burning building.

    • @underwire212@lemm.ee
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      41•1 year ago

      breathe poopy diarrhea air

      OR

      die of smoke inhalation

      🤔

      • no bananaOP
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        37•1 year ago

        Tough times make hard men or whatever

        • @Worx@lemmynsfw.com
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          9•1 year ago

          I always get hard when I do this. My insurance is getting suspicious that my house keeps burning down though :/

        • Dampyr 🇺🇦 🇵🇸
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          Times are tough and men are hard




          Wait a minute that doesn’t work

          • no bananaOP
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            5•1 year ago

            Hard men make lovely times, lovely times make babies

      • @TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com
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        9•1 year ago

        I’m going down like a real man: tasting my own farts.

    • no bananaOP
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      It is indeed! Just gonna take out my toilet straw from the back of the cupboard and run to the shitter. Rest of the family will have to find their own shit sipper.

    • BruceTwarzen
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      4•1 year ago

      Oh you think it’s not to taste sewer gas?

      • @HopingForBetter@lemmy.today
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        4•1 year ago

        Gotta do something about that pesky morning breath.

  • FreshLight
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    32•1 year ago

    I believe you have posted the slightly incorrect version of this illustration. Here is the original version:

    • @Sludgeyy@lemmy.world
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      9•1 year ago

      Doesn’t even water filter it. 9/10

    • no bananaOP
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      6•1 year ago

      Well that is just a perfect evolution

    • @XEAL@lemm.ee
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      5•1 year ago

      420

  • @Usernamealreadyinuse@lemmy.world
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    26•1 year ago

    I think about kinsman and the awesome Hollywood physics used in this movie

    https://movies.stackexchange.com/questions/31162/why-do-they-go-to-the-toilet-and-put-the-hose-in-it-to-breathe#31254

    • Tar_Alcaran
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      32•1 year ago

      I love this scene, because zero people during production remembered what happens when you out more water into the toiletbowl.

      • @abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world
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        3•1 year ago

        In universe I want to guess they added pressure to the back side of the system to balance out the water vs air pressure since it’s part of the training system. That said, it was probably just movie magic bs.

    • @NaoPb@eviltoast.org
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      2•1 year ago

      That was interesting. I should see this movie now.

  • @Asidonhopo@lemmy.world
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    20•1 year ago

    This is so you can flush your pot smoke and not have your parents smell it.

    • @AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      Holy shit, I’m doing this next time I’m at my inlaws…

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    16•1 year ago

    “How to inhale farts when your tank is empty”

  • Annoyed_🦀 A
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    Step 1 from the “Quick guide to become internet troll.”

  • @ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world
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    6•1 year ago

    Someone needs to help these Jenkem fiends

  • rem26_art
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    4•1 year ago

    some days you just want a nice huff of the sewer air

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