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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • massive_bereavement
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    50•1 year ago

    Oblivion on the left, Skyrim on the right.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      24•1 year ago

      Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

    • Annoyed_🦀 A
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      11•1 year ago

      Both is achievable in Oblivion, the perfect game.

  • @Gork@lemm.ee
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    26•1 year ago

    Adjusts the sliders in the character creation menu

  • @tpihkal@lemmy.world
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    19•1 year ago

    It would never work, they could never even look each other in the eyes.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      8•1 year ago

      “Helloooo! My eyes are out here.”

      • @Num10ck@lemmy.world
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        2•1 year ago

        Hammerhead FTW

    • @DrRatso@lemmy.ml
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      2•1 year ago

      As a kid, I always thought im weird or something, because I never seemed to be able to look someone in both eyes simultaneously, so this phrase always confused me 😅

  • @FlexibleToast@lemmy.world
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    13•1 year ago

    Then they would be a perfectly average, unremarkable looking person.

    • @GlitterInfection@lemmy.world
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      10•1 year ago

      Well, except for the tail…

  • @misterundercoat@lemmy.world
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    10•1 year ago

    36! But last year I had 37!

    • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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      5•1 year ago

    • threelonmusketeers
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      2•1 year ago

      Wait, is that actually Harry Melling?

      • @Bernie_Sandals@lemmy.world
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        2•1 year ago

        Yes

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    6•1 year ago

    Her eyes are spaced one eye width apart, which is considered normal. She just has really large, angular eyes.

    • @Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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      1•1 year ago

      Does anyone know if Taylor swift did something to her eyes? I don’t really follow her, but the wife had her tour playing on the TV and something just seems off about them. Like they almost seem too far apart, but that’s not quite it either.

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        2•1 year ago

        She wears heavy mascara which accentuates her eye shape, and she wears the Egyptian style tails at the outside edges of her eyes which can make them appear wider, or farther apart. As far as I know she hasn’t had any surgery. She looks more or less like she did when she was a teenager. She is a very pretty woman.

  • THCDenton
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  • @VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    5•1 year ago

    Can a kid inherit one left eye from mom and one right eye from dad? Can a flounder fish sort of thing happen with stacked eyes? Or a mega eye? Would nearsightedness and farsightedness vision cancel each other out? Will Apple refund their money without asking for a reason or the receipt if they purchased VR goggles and it didn’t work?
    Just curious.

  • @whoisearth@lemmy.ca
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    4•1 year ago

    She got that Innsmouth look going on

    • @Smoogs@lemmy.world
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      1•1 year ago

      Over contoured

  • @Smoogs@lemmy.world
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    2•1 year ago

    Well…. Aside from the massive forehead.

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