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@Tixanou@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

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  • @Ledivin@lemmy.world
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    Cats ARE stinky, though… the litter box is in your house

    • @Stovetop@lemmy.world
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      There’s also just a certain…musk? It’s immediately noticeable when you enter someone’s house and they have a cat. I feel like the residents must get nose blind to it because they don’t believe me when I tell them, but there is definitely a certain cat smell that just gets everywhere.

      • @olutukko@lemmy.world
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        I think it’s cat pheromones which they use to indicate wheter the place is safe. people claim you can’t smell it but I can definetly smell it

      • @justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Mainly depends on the flat size and how often ppl clean. At my parents place you notice the cat smell only in her room… You can guess the size of that place, as the cat has it’s own “40 m^2 apartment” to sleep.

        If you are in a small place and the cat always lies in the same corners is clear that they smell without washing. It’s like wearing the same hoody for months without washing.

        My wife and I get two cats tomorrow for our 60m^2 flat. Let’s see how that pans out.

      • @starchylemming@lemmy.world
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        1•1 year ago

        its the shit in the litterbox. or the cat just farted

    • @can@sh.itjust.works
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      13•1 year ago

      There’s no avoiding cleaning shit

    • @HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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      My cat mostly shit outside for like 13 years and only started going in litter box when he got old or was trapped inside

      it was nice while it lasted

    • @XEAL@lemm.ee
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      6•1 year ago

      Good luck cleaning a baby’s ass with a litter scoop

    • @confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world
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      5•1 year ago

      Yeah, cat poop smells way worse than baby poop.

    • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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      I mean, that’s their poop. Everybody’s poop stinks. There’s obviously mitigation strategies, but if the actual cat stinks, you should probably consult with your vet and maybe give them a bath with or without water? Cats don’t usually stink…

    • @xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works
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      3•1 year ago

      And they spreading their musk is like part of their definition as a cat.

    • @ADonkeyBrainedFog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      3•1 year ago

      As someone who has had both cats and dogs basically my whole life, Idk what this cope is about cats not being stinky. Everyone who has a cat has a place that smells like cat. Same with dogs. Unless you’re a compulsive cleaner and purposely cover up all smells preemptively with chemicals, you’re place will smell a bit like your pet. We’re all stinky babies at the end of the day.

    • @spizzat2@lemm.ee
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      1•1 year ago

      deleted by creator

    • @azulon@lemmy.world
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      Exactly, which is why I always preferred to keep amphibians as pets. No smell at all. And mammals all stink.

      • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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        1•1 year ago

        Nothing more cuddly than a horned lizard!

  • @slaacaa@lemmy.world
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    Who the hell would throw off a baby from a 20 stroy building?

    The max I’ve tried was 3 and that was already pushing it, only worked due to the long grass below.

    • @lolnothingmatters@lemmy.sdf.org
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      6•1 year ago

      Eric Clapton?

    • @Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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      It’s the efficient thing to do when you’re taking care of the bath water and live on the 20 stroy building. You know the saying, “If you don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater, you’ll need to take an extra trip to the window.”

      And if you’re wondering why we don’t just use the drain, babies don’t fit down most drains. Try having a kid for a bit and you’ll see!

  • @ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com
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    The worst part about babies is their full set of adult teeth.

  • @Donkter@lemmy.world
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    21•1 year ago

    Stinky ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

    • @Jimbo@yiffit.net
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      2•1 year ago

      Uh oh

  • @TheLameSauce@lemmy.world
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    My cats straight up have the world’s nastiest farts

    • @HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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      What are you feeding them?

      • @TheLameSauce@lemmy.world
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        Broccoli and lutefisk, why do you ask?

        • @HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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          Because the two are related

  • @xorollo@leminal.space
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    So, this baby has teeth (and babies of this age do not usually). I can’t tell if we are all just unnerved and not noticing, or ignoring for the benefit of the joke. So this is for whoever falls in the first camp.

    • @pjwestin@lemmy.world
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      Yup. That a newborn with teeth, which is impossible. My son’s teeth came in very early, but his first one was at about 4 or 5 months. They also all come in at different times, so they’re not all the same size like the teeth in the meme. I think it’s an AI image.

      • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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        7•1 year ago

        Not impossible but most probably shopped.

  • hrimfaxi_work
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    19•1 year ago

    With that baby around, I think it’s you who needs to worry about surviving a 20-story fall.

    • @HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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      Yea that’s not a baby, it’s Bugsy the mafia boss. It’s always the little guy running things

  • @XEAL@lemm.ee
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    17•1 year ago

    Crying babies sound like cats being tortured.

  • @ToxicWaste@lemm.ee
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    16•1 year ago

    (/) brings you killed mice (x)

  • @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    16•1 year ago

    WTF kind of evil demon spawn baby is that lol

  • @thorbot@lemmy.world
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    13•1 year ago

    My cat is stinky as shit. I still love him though

    • @Shardikprime@lemmy.world
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      13•1 year ago

      Smelly cat

      SMEEELLY CAT

      WHAT are they FEEDING you!?

  • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    8•1 year ago

    Pussy always wins

    • @LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      Well someone must’ve been playing with a pussy to make that baby. I have no explanation for its full set of adult teeth though.

      • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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        2•1 year ago

        vagina dentata?

  • @Excrubulent@slrpnk.net
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    7•1 year ago

    How do you explain that cats are stinky babies?

    • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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      1•1 year ago

      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      How do you explain that cats are stinky babies?

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • @MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    7•1 year ago

    Babies, not even omce

  • @Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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    6•1 year ago

    Idk if there have been enough case studies to draw any conclusions on the third point with a reasonable degree of certainty.

    Get me clip board, I’m heading to the NICU.

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