One does not simply drive into Mordor!
Too much traffic. I imagine the roads are horribly congested, 10 lanes of 5mph if you’re lucky. Takes an hour just to get through the black gate. Ridiculous. Contraflow past barad dûr so it’s down to fucking 40 because of narrow lanes. Don’t get caught needing a piss in that.
Perfect!
I tried “For Frodamily” first, being Frodo+Family, but it looked kind of dumb so I changed it.
Too ring, too heavy.
Boromir and Legolas crack me up.
Peregrin too.
would
There’s something upsetting about how the heads get more disproportionate the further back they go…
Legolas:
*If the eagles had of course.
Thank you for brightening my account with this preposterously cursed creation
This poster really highlights how little screen time women get in the trilogy. I guess at least Tolkien didn’t suffer from “men writing women” syndrome.
RIP Theodin King
Ah yes, Lord X, the religious friendly version of XVideos.
Now waiting for the Lord XXX
Source by u/No7er https://www.deviantart.com/theno7er
So like, is hilux optimal delivery vehicle for the ring?
No, Frodo and Sam will sneak in with a mountain bike while everyone else will disrupt Sauron’s armies with Ford Ranger with rolling coal mods.
