monyet.cc
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
@VanHalbgott@lemmus.org to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

How do you date/marry a zombie?

message-square
15
fedilink
-13
message-square

How do you date/marry a zombie?

@VanHalbgott@lemmus.org to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
message-square
15
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • @JesterIzDead@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    37•1 year ago

    It’s a no-brainer

  • @Technus@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    17•1 year ago

    I feel like a zombie wouldn’t be able to consent. If they can speak intelligently, they’re not a zombie, they’re something else.

    As for marriage, I think the contract would be automatically void, “til death do us part” and all that.

    • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
      link
      fedilink
      1•1 year ago

      There are examples of thinking zombies in media. Tales From the Crypt had some.

  • @RBWells@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    16•1 year ago

    Going to the chapel and I’m gonna get buried!

    • AvaddonLFC ☄️ 🤘
      link
      fedilink
      2•1 year ago

      i’ll marry u once u come back. pls don’t have your parts sagging too much,

  • Zeppo
    link
    fedilink
    English
    11•1 year ago

    You mean like, how do you find one to marry, or what are best practices within a marriage to a zombie?

    • @VanHalbgott@lemmus.orgOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      2•
      edit-2
      9 months ago

      deleted by creator

  • @essell@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    11•1 year ago

    Checkout the republican primaries?

  • SolidGrue
    link
    fedilink
    English
    7•1 year ago

    NO BITING. NO SCRATCHING.

    Anything else goes. 🔥❤️

  • @cerement@slrpnk.net
    link
    fedilink
    7•1 year ago

    Shaun of the Dead (2004)

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
      link
      fedilink
      English
      6•
      edit-2
      1 year ago

      Warm Bodies would be much more relevant to OP’s question. But SOTD is a better movie.

  • @XEAL@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    6•1 year ago

    That’s the neat part, you don’t.

  • @seven_phone@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    4•1 year ago

    There is some sort of joke about head here but I can’t find it.

  • Toes♀
    link
    fedilink
    3•1 year ago

    There’s doujinshi about that but I’m afraid I can’t post it.

  • HubertManne
    link
    fedilink
    2•1 year ago

    First you gain control of time and space. Then recreate the world with zombies as a thing.

  • @rah@feddit.uk
    link
    fedilink
    English
    2•1 year ago

    Hi Tina

Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world

!asklemmy@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !asklemmy@lemmy.world

A Fediverse community for open-ended, thought provoking questions


Rules: (interactive)


1) Be nice and; have fun

Doxxing, trolling, sealioning, racism, and toxicity are not welcomed in AskLemmy. Remember what your mother said: if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all. In addition, the site-wide Lemmy.world terms of service also apply here. Please familiarize yourself with them


2) All posts must end with a '?'

This is sort of like Jeopardy. Please phrase all post titles in the form of a proper question ending with ?


3) No spam

Please do not flood the community with nonsense. Actual suspected spammers will be banned on site. No astroturfing.


4) NSFW is okay, within reason

Just remember to tag posts with either a content warning or a [NSFW] tag. Overtly sexual posts are not allowed, please direct them to either !asklemmyafterdark@lemmy.world or !asklemmynsfw@lemmynsfw.com. NSFW comments should be restricted to posts tagged [NSFW].


5) This is not a support community.

It is not a place for ‘how do I?’, type questions. If you have any questions regarding the site itself or would like to report a community, please direct them to Lemmy.world Support or email info@lemmy.world. For other questions check our partnered communities list, or use the search function.


6) No US Politics.

Please don’t post about current US Politics. If you need to do this, try !politicaldiscussion@lemmy.world or !askusa@discuss.online


Reminder: The terms of service apply here too.

Partnered Communities:

Tech Support

No Stupid Questions

You Should Know

Reddit

Jokes

Ask Ouija


Logo design credit goes to: tubbadu


  • 853 users / day
  • 3.47K users / week
  • 8.17K users / month
  • 18.5K users / 6 months
  • 32.7K subscribers
  • 6.56K Posts
  • 292K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • candyman337
  • @Bluetreefrog@lemmy.world
  • TheSaneWriter
  • TheSaneWriter
  • candyman337
  • asudox
  • Lemmy Mod Bot
  • Sean
  • can@sh.itjust.works
  • @neidu3@sh.itjust.works
  • asudox
  • BE: 0.19.3
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org