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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 10 months ago

Anon receives some news about his park

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Anon receives some news about his park

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 10 months ago
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  • @robocall@lemmy.world
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    18•10 months ago

    “spared no expense”

  • Annoyed_🦀 A
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    14•10 months ago

    “Urgent Message from Dr Grant”

  • @misterundercoat@lemmy.world
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    12•10 months ago

    Sir, a second scientist has questioned the ethics of cloning extinct animals for a theme park.

  • @danc4498@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    *finishes bowl of ice cream in silence*

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    10 months ago

    “Sir, I know we can but should we?”

  • @BreadOven@lemmy.world
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    4•10 months ago

    I don’t think there are any pterodactyls in the first one. If that’s what this is from anyways?

    Funny though. I laughed.

    • @jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org
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      deleted by creator

      • @BreadOven@lemmy.world
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        1•10 months ago

        Ah. Makes sense. I’ll listen for the sounds next time I see it.

    • @Reddfugee42@lemmy.world
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      5•10 months ago

      Birds aren’t real

    • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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      5•10 months ago

      There are no pterodactyls, get right with Jesus bruh.

      • @BreadOven@lemmy.world
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        1•10 months ago

        Were they put there by the devil?

        • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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          1•10 months ago

          No my friend, they’re on the level.

          • @BreadOven@lemmy.world
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            1•10 months ago

            Well I guess I’d better throw up my hands and raise my voice.

            Pterodactyl!

    • @misterundercoat@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

  • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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    3•10 months ago

    Pterodactyls shouldn’t be at a dinosaur park anyway.

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