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TheSpookiestUser to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

‘Excited to see the memes’: Germany’s Olaf Scholz posts eyepatch photo

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‘Excited to see the memes’: Germany’s Olaf Scholz posts eyepatch photo

www.theguardian.com

TheSpookiestUser to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • @just_chill@jlai.lu
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    26•2 years ago

    There will be memes anyway, it’s better PR to own it and he may attempt to look in touch with the people.
    Also has the added benefit of reassuring the public that it’s not so bad.

    • Ljdawson (Sync dev)
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      1•2 years ago

      deleted by creator

  • NegativeNull@lemm.ee
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    22•2 years ago

    Number 2

    Austin Powers:
    What exactly do you do, Mr. Number Two?

    Number Two:
    That’s my business. Now if you’ll excuse, I have to go to the little boys’ room.

    • @SlothMama@lemmy.world
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      6•2 years ago

      Who does number two work for?!?

  • ivanafterall
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    Don’t give him what he wants, guys.

    • @Gingerlegs@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      I’m for this

  • @DavidGarcia
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    8•2 years ago

    Dark Scholz be like: “Let’s keep our nuclear power plants so we can have cheap and safe clean energy.”

  • @x4740N@lemmy.world
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    1•2 years ago

    The eyepatch just doesn’t feel funny to me

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