Guess which one he won’t be riding tonight.

A pointless display that only benefits you, and has countless costs for those forced to endure it.

Also, a wedding.

Wait 5 years. she finally figures out he wasn’t really joking.

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Deciding on an Annulment

Equally a waste of money.

“Here honey, I’ve unstuck your dress from the brake calipers”

Misogyny

Don’t worry baby, I trade them all in for new ones after 5 years.

Divorce prep

“Bald Man”

Important things in life.

What I Love is Money

I know baby, I know baby, calm down, it’s OK, I’ll get you a professionally detailed tomorrow.

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