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Facelikeapotato to shitposting@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Establishing dominance

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Establishing dominance

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  • Ech
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    120•2 years ago

    Imagine how absolutely baffled the builder must’ve been at the unintentional power play. Reminds me of this classic snippet from Douglas Adams.

    • massive_bereavement
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      9•2 years ago

      I would have snapped and then made an ass of myself, which tends to be the usual.

    • @lingh0e@lemmy.film
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      5•2 years ago

      The last line really brings it home. It’s like if an episode of Curb did a post credits sequence.

    • @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      I’d completely forgotten about that amazing classic. Thanks for reminding me of it.

    • @dalekcaan@lemm.ee
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      1•2 years ago

      Hahaha oh man, I remember reading that story in Hitchhikers Guide, I can’t believe that really happened to him. God that’s so painfully awkward and even more painfully British.

  • @TheLameSauce@lemmy.world
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    57•2 years ago

    If y’all don’t know Fern Brady she is an absolute joy in series 14 of Taskmaster.

    • @essteeyou@lemmy.world
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      16•2 years ago

      Me Fern Brady me Fern Brady

    • @Aaoograha_hoa@lemmy.ml
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      7•2 years ago

      Did I meet those potatoes before?

    • @breakingcups@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      The rightful queen!

    • @Nath@aussie.zone
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      4•2 years ago

      Her book is wonderful. If you have someone neurodiverse in your life, I can’t recommend it enough.

      Yes, it was funny. But so insightful, too.

    • JokeDeity
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      3•2 years ago

      I love TM, I loved Fern on it, but most of all I Loved seeing her in that power rangers esque one piece.

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥
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      2•2 years ago

      Oh noooooo

    • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      2•2 years ago

      I love the ‘WhaHuh’ sound she makes in the leader.

    • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      Fuck shes funny.

  • squiblet
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    48•2 years ago

    “Our builder” means… they’re having their house remodeled?

    • @einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de
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      89•2 years ago

      no, rich people just have a bodybuilder around to lift things and stuff

      • squiblet
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        11•2 years ago

        My other guess was personal trainer…

      • @EtherWhack@lemmy.world
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        6•2 years ago

        I thought it was a kid putting together Legos all day

        • aeternum
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          4•2 years ago

          protip: plural of lego is lego.

          • nantsuu
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            -2•2 years ago

            Not in the US.

            • aeternum
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              5•2 years ago

              it’s not even an english word. the US is wrong… again.

              • @Neil@lemmy.ml
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                5•2 years ago

                deleted by creator

                • @Rodeo@lemmy.ca
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                  2•2 years ago

                  You know it’s okay for people to be wrong.

              • nantsuu
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                2•2 years ago

                What do you mean it’s not an English word? It’s used in English-speaking countries by English speakers isn’t it? Next are you gonna say that “ski” is also not an English word?

      • SokathHisEyesOpen
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        2•2 years ago

        Of course. Who wants to lift things themselves, when you can have a peasant do it?

      • Cocoa6790
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        2•2 years ago

        Lift things up and put them down

    • @pixeltree@lemmy.world
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      8•2 years ago

      Yeah, it’s British

  • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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    25•2 years ago

    My wife does this too, except with penises

    • @Franklin@lemm.ee
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      2 years ago

      Can she give mine back, they tried to cast me for Ken

  • benvars
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    19•2 years ago

    It’s like the tenth time I’ve seen this post but it still makes me laugh

  • @bloodfart@lemmy.ml
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    6•2 years ago

    That man was walking around all week trying to figure out if he ought to try to smash.

  • @blunderworld@lemmy.ca
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    3•2 years ago

    Me Fern Brady me Fern Brady

  • Nationalgoatism [any]
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    2•2 years ago

    You can take my dirty ass hoody from my cold dead hands

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