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@return2ozma@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Outrageous!

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Outrageous!

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@return2ozma@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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    125•1 year ago

    LPT: instead of throwing your playstation away after each game, try turning it off and on again to choose a new game.

    • @criss_cross@lemmy.world
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      26•1 year ago

      Then the Playstation gets dusty and soggy. Better to replace it after each use.

      • @JPSound@lemmy.world
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        10•1 year ago

        You can put it in the fridge and It will be okay to play on for a couple more days.

        • @milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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          1•1 year ago

          Is it safe to dry it out in the microwave?

          • @JPSound@lemmy.world
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            It’s absolutely safe to put your PS5 in the microwave.

            • @milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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              1•1 year ago

              Good to know. I’ll put it in for a few minutes once it’s out the dishwasher. The dishwasher never quite fully dries my PS5, I usually have to put it in the tumble dryer afterwards with the silverware.

    • @ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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      26•1 year ago

      Don’t hide this in the comments. Bring it to the lifehack community

    • @AShadyRaven@lemmy.zip
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      4•1 year ago

      …i just want to point out that you havent needed to power off a videogame console to change games since the original playstation in 1997 (or whenever that was, my memory of the Before Times is hazy)

      • @milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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        2•1 year ago

        Even better! More reason not to throw it away in this environmentally conscious age.

    • @jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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      1•1 year ago

      Ew. What are you, poor?

      • @milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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        1•11 months ago

        It’s not about money - I get them free from the local weekly charity giveaways - it’s about the environment. Did you know that PlayStations contain more plastic than half a toothbrush? And manufacturing ten of them uses more energy than five perforated toilet rolls?

        Every time you throw away a PS5, another penguin dies.

  • @Rolando@lemmy.world
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    96•1 year ago

    Don’t be foolin. That’s obviously avocado toast you got hidden back there.

    • @variants@possumpat.io
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      16•1 year ago

      Are avocados not free, sorry I’m Californian, I survive off avocado toast because it’s the cheapest thing

      • @taiyang@lemmy.world
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        5•1 year ago

        I love the season when they’re 6 for a dollar. Lol

  • @taiyang@lemmy.world
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    58•1 year ago

    Typical big box shopper. My local farmers market only carries Nintendo Switches. Can easily keep your grocery bill under $400.

  • @Antagnostic@lemmy.world
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    50•1 year ago

    Name brand cheese and peanut butter?

  • @boatsnhos615@lemmings.world
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    44•1 year ago

    WHO BUYS 3 SEPARATE BANANAS

    • @ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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      16•1 year ago

      One banana for eating.

      One banana for smoothie.

      One banana for 👀

      • CRT 📺
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        15•1 year ago

        One for scale?

        • @boatsnhos615@lemmings.world
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          2•1 year ago

          For decoration

      • @trolololol@lemmy.world
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        2•1 year ago

        The what? The what?

        The eye that doesn’t see the sun

    • MewtwoLikesMemes
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      16•1 year ago

      If that pisses you off, you should come to the store I work at. I shit you not, they sell INDIVIDUALLY PLASTIC-WRAPPED potatoes.

      Wasteful dicks.

      • @cheeselover@lemmy.world
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        2•1 year ago

        Is there any benefit of doing that?

        • @boatsnhos615@lemmings.world
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          2•1 year ago

          You can throw directly in microwave

          • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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            5•1 year ago

            Generally it’s best to take the plastic off but I won’t tell you how to live.

            • @boatsnhos615@lemmings.world
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              1•1 year ago

              I’ve seen others do it but I prefer to rub my tater down slowly with some olive oil and dress her up in the finest erbs then finish with Saran dress

              • MewtwoLikesMemes
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                1•1 year ago

                Sounds romantic.

          • MewtwoLikesMemes
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            You can do that with bagged potatoes too. It’s called OPEN THE BAG, GRAB A POTATO, AND PUT IT ON A PLATE IN THE MICROWAVE. Lol.

            (Obviously wash it first.)

            • @boatsnhos615@lemmings.world
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              1•1 year ago

              Look at Mr Big shot over here guys, buying bags of taters. Cash money bidness

              • MewtwoLikesMemes
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                Lol, that’s Ms Big Shot to you, friend. xP

                (Also, for the record, in case you were serious, most potatoes tend to be sold in sacks or netted bags, so it’s the individually wrapped potatoes that are the odd ones out…)

                • @boatsnhos615@lemmings.world
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                  I pick each potato like no one is watching and it may be my last then gently place it in a little thin non recyclable bag where it travels to a small dark cardboard box known as the house of the rising tater

        • MewtwoLikesMemes
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          2•1 year ago

          I don’t know but it pisses me off.

    • @zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
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      2•1 year ago

      Honestly I need to start doing that. Most of the time when I buy a whole bunch of like 5 or 6 bananas, the last two end up brown and gross before I can eat them.

      • @boatsnhos615@lemmings.world
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        1•1 year ago

        I’m talking about buying them separately in contrast to buying them connected(no matter how many you get). If you will peel them before they get too bad, you can chop them up short ways or put them on a stick whole then freeze, they make good ice cream substitutions.

    • @jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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      1•1 year ago

      Here’s a trick: bring a small knife to the supermarket. Separate the bananas you want to buy and nip out the tips where they were joined. This will remove 3 grams of banana that you would have paid for. Every self made billionaire knows this trick.

      • @boatsnhos615@lemmings.world
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        1•1 year ago

        Master, there’s a man teaching blasphemy in the temple!!!

  • @distantsounds@lemmy.world
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    38•1 year ago

    2 gallons of milk?! that’s just reckless

    • @SupraMario@lemmy.world
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      7•1 year ago

      That’s not milk, that’s white colored water…

      • TheRealKuni
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        5•1 year ago

        That’s not milk, that’s white colored water…

        🙄

        “If the milk has all the proteins that make milk useful but doesn’t have fat, it isn’t milk!”

        Don’t skimshame! There’s nothing wrong with perverts drinking whatever they want!

        • @wolfpack86@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          You do know that fat and cholesterol are also necessary elements in a complete diet, right?

          • TheRealKuni
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            4•1 year ago

            Sure! That’s why the perverts fine people who drink skim milk have to get that stuff elsewhere.

            I’m just saying don’t skimshame.

          • @MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world
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            1•1 year ago

            Oh please, next you’re going to say we actually need carbs too, pffft

    • @Socsa@sh.itjust.works
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      They probably have two baby cows to feed

    • aname
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      He’ll run out of milk halfway to next grocery trip. Some people really be living on the edge

  • @TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml
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    30•1 year ago
    • Food: $200
    • Data: $150
    • Rent: $800
    • Games, comics, anime, and Funko Pops: $9,210
    • Utilities: $150

    Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying.

    • @cicadagen@ani.social
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      I’d say cut on rents, go homeless, get a tent. Best way to save money… also, you can spend that more on animes figurines ;)

    • @jol@discuss.tchncs.de
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      That’s way too much on food. I recommend dumpster diving to cut that down.

  • @probableprotogen@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    19•1 year ago

    The real outrage is not buying any games

    • @ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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      They probably got the digital only consoles

      • Druid
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        The PS5 box is the original disc drive model. It’d be black if it were the digital drive-less model

  • Annoyed_🦀 A
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    The issue here is you buy 3 bananas instead of a bunch or two, it’s cheaper that way.

    • @ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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      It’s one banana. How much would you save? $10?

    • TurboWafflz
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      Is it? Where do you live that bananas aren’t just sold by the pound (or insert other regional weight measure)?

      • hope
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        Yeah for me they’re usually sold as “each”, so the bundle is just proportionally more.

  • Markus Sugarhill
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    19•1 year ago

    I man, do you really need sunflower seeds AND spinach?

    • @eezeebee@lemmy.ca
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      4•1 year ago

      Yes. Put some seeds in a spinach salad and thank me later.

  • moosetwin
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    17•1 year ago

    this meme is ripe for dogwhistle material, enjoy it while it lasts

  • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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    11•1 year ago

    The font on the teabag box is the font I would expect to see if a multiplayer game added a “you’ve just been teabagged!” notification feature

  • bquintb
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    9•1 year ago

    I’ll admit, that took me a minute

  • Zier
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    8•1 year ago

    Sunflower seeds? You utter ANIMAL!!! Must be nice to be rich.

  • Skvlp
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    7•1 year ago

    You’ve been had. For that price the jif should either have transparency or be animated.

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