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  • @Ediacarium@feddit.de
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    sudo apt-get install consent

    • Norgur
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      User not in sudoers list. This incident will be reported

      • aeternum
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        18•2 years ago

        to whom?? TO WHOM!?

        • @Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee
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          The answer is: Santa

          • Crakila
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            15•2 years ago

            Relevant XKCD

          • Norgur
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            8•2 years ago

            And he is not pleased.

        • @Ediacarium@feddit.de
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          2 years ago

          to him

      • Untitled_Pribor
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        8•2 years ago
        su
        apt install consent
        exit
        touch women
        
        
        • Norgur
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          su  
          
          Enter password:
          
          
          • Deceptichum
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            12•2 years ago

            hunter2

            • aeternum
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              7•2 years ago

              i can’t read that. it just appears as stars to me. what’s it say?

              • Norgur
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                9•2 years ago

                Stars? I see absolutely nothing there. Linux login prompts are quirky.

            • snooggums
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              All I see is *******

      • aeternum
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        deleted by creator

    • oo1
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      -y

    • Trones
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      Reading package lists… Done

      Building dependency tree… Done

      E: Unable to locate package conset

    • @MonkderZweite@feddit.ch
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      The superior version of UAC?

      “Do you want $USER to touch you?” Do you want $USER to cat you?" " Do you…"

  • katy ✨
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    sudo touch women

    Good morning, Mr. Senator

    • MattTheProgrammer
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      Stop. Danny Masterson was not a senator :P

  • @Rin@lemm.ee
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    deleted by creator

    • @hikarulsi@lemmy.world
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      cd ~; touch woman

      Can’t touch woman anywhere

  • TheWoozy
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    This is why mandatory access control is so important.

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