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@ickplant@lemmy.world to Raccoons@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

Ever seen a partially shaved raccoon? Now you have!

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Ever seen a partially shaved raccoon? Now you have!

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@ickplant@lemmy.world to Raccoons@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • Tar_Alcaran
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    72•2 years ago

    Looks like he’s wearing nothing at all

    nothing at all

    nothing at all

    • @KoboldCoterie@pawb.social
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      27•2 years ago

      Stupid sexy raccoons…

      • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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        2 years ago

        • @Agrivar@lemmy.world
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          4•2 years ago

          I don’t know what the context of that GIF is… and I probably shouldn’t want to… but I do.

          • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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            5•2 years ago

            Shaking it for a new fur suit.

  • @DarkCloud@lemmy.world
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    49•2 years ago

    So smooth!

    • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      Whatever their skin routine is, it’s doing a decent job. You’d think trash pandas would be collecting blemishes.

      • @VelvetStorm@lemmy.world
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        6•2 years ago

        Having your skin protected from the sun at all times really helps.

  • @PunchingWood@lemmy.world
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    35•2 years ago

    That’s just a raccoon in a spandex. You can’t fool me!

  • MudMan
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    34•2 years ago

    You can’t just show pictures of me in the bathroom without permission. You’ll be hearing from my lawyers.

  • @MutilationWave@lemmy.world
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    A long time ago my roommates and I shaved just the tip of our cat’s tail, like the last two inches. It was absolutely hilarious.

    People are going to crucify me for animal abuse but I swear the cat was totally cool with the process.

    • southsamurai
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      I mean, it’s a dick move, but doesn’t qualify as abuse imo. No harm would come from it by itself, and if the cat didn’t object at all, it’s not worth arguing about.

      But my grandparents had to shave their cat’s tail for a few years. He would suck on it, and in the process pull out hairs, which would end up with sores where they had been pulled. So the vet said to keep it shaved down, if the cat would tolerate it. The cat did, and no more issues.

    • WIZARD POPE💫
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      I mean if you only fid it once and the cat was not hurt by it I personally would not call that abuse. Sure you did it for no reason but the cat did not really suffer for it.

    • @raynethackery@lemmy.world
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      Did he give you a dirty look after he saw the result?

      • @MutilationWave@lemmy.world
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        She didn’t care at all but it brought everyone who visited much amusement.

        • Carl
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          That sounds hilarious. I don’t see how that is abuse.

  • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    25•2 years ago

    Remarkably racoon shaped actually.

  • Hemingways_Shotgun
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    23•2 years ago

    I low key want to know that racoon’s skin care routine. Flawless.

  • DominusOfMegadeus
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    22•2 years ago

    Thanks, I hate it!

  • dream_weasel
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    21•2 years ago

    That is a MOSTLY shaved raccoon.

  • Annoyed_🦀 A
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    Looks just like a naked old man’s bottom.

    • @breakingcups@lemmy.world
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      I’d imagine an old man bottom to be more hairy and wrinkly though.

      • @Agrivar@lemmy.world
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        Am an old man, can verify that’s the case.

  • @witty_username@feddit.nl
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    17•2 years ago

    I know googly eyes are not funny anymore but here they would’ve been

    • jago
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      21•2 years ago

      • @_stranger_@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        glorp

    • @Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      10•2 years ago

      I know googly eyes are not funny anymore…

      What?! That’s not allowed

  • @aodhsishaj@lemmy.world
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    17•2 years ago

    But…why?

  • @OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee
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    17•2 years ago

    Once I saw a raccoon poop and I was like “no way raccoons poop that big” but this does tell another story.

    • @CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.world
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      Oh, they do. It has a distinctive, raggedy kind of look to the turds, doesn’t it? Filled with all kinds of potential for disease.

  • DominusOfMegadeus
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    • Decoy321
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      9•2 years ago

      I’m gonna need some context for this. Why is Patrick Stewart dressed like a bard?

      • DominusOfMegadeus
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        16•2 years ago

        Happy to Oblige

        • Decoy321
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          2•2 years ago

          Oh wow, that’s a blast from the past! Thanks for linking it!

        • @jpreston2005@lemmy.world
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          1•2 years ago

          Such a hilarious show, Extras was

      • @RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de
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        12•2 years ago

        You’re in for a treat

  • masterofn001
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    14•2 years ago

    Tell JD Vance that’s a cat about to be dry rubbed.

    • @BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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      4•2 years ago

      RFK Jr appears from the mist

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