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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

Imagine.

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Imagine.

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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • noodle (he/him)
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    76•1 year ago

    yeah but how good would it feel

    • @anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      53•1 year ago

      At least as good as passing a kidney stone, I’d imagine

    • IninewCrow
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      39•1 year ago

      Imagine swallowing it

      • @thisNotMyName@lemmy.world
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        44•1 year ago

        That would be part of the French cuisine

      • @NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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        9•1 year ago

        Like a facehugger.

    • growsomethinggood ()
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      12•1 year ago

      [Paul Robalino voice] It wouldn’t be a problem because it would feel really good, actually

    • @drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      I imagine it would feel like cumming and shitting at the same time.

    • HEXN3T
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      1•1 year ago

  • @st3ph3n@midwest.social
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    58•1 year ago

    1 vasectomy please.

    • @CrayonRosary@lemmy.world
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      23•1 year ago

      They would build up in your balls until your balls exploded.

      • @Master@lemm.ee
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        19•1 year ago

        You would feel them moving around… inside you…

      • @msage@programming.dev
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        9•1 year ago

        No, silly, pee is stored in balls

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    57•1 year ago

    Can I just go back to having never read this before?

  • @Allonzee@lemmy.world
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    49•1 year ago

  • dohpaz42
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    46•1 year ago

    I’m wide awake and already experiencing nightmares. I also haven’t eaten anything today, and now I’m afraid to for fear of vomiting.

    Well done! You’ve won the Internet today. I hope you’re happy.

    • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      15•1 year ago

      Good afternoon.

  • 2ugly2live
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    44•1 year ago

    Would… Wouldn’t women be able to feel that? The idea of feeling that settle and I guess… Die!? If it doesn’t get fertilized? WOULD We HAVE TO PASS It BACK OUT!?

    🤢🤮

  • Baggins [he/him]
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    44•1 year ago

    Please delete this

    • @mEEGal@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      from my brain

  • @edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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    37•
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    We can call it a spworm

    Edit: Didn’t see that @Cloaca@mtgzone.com beat me to the reference by like, 4 hours

    • @BassTurd@lemmy.world
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      12•1 year ago

      Ah yes, another cultured user. Everyone should know about and subscribe to Dropout.tv for the content and to support a solidly ethical company. Sam is a saint.

    • @Facebones@reddthat.com
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      6•1 year ago

      Of course Lemmy and dropout have a meaty Venn diagram, but this really makes me glad I haven’t watched all the Smarty-pants 🤣

    • marighost
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      4•1 year ago

      I was praying there’d be Dropout fans in the replies for this one!

  • @Cloaca@mtgzone.com
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    31•1 year ago

    A spworm!

  • @RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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    28•1 year ago

    What the fuck is this?

  • @cheddar@programming.dev
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    26•1 year ago

    Why would I imagine that??

  • @Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    25•1 year ago

    Thanks I hate it.

  • @Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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    24•1 year ago

    Would have so much more respect for swallowers

  • @MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works
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    23•1 year ago

    I’d just get an aquarium, fill it with water, bust into it, and see how long I could keep them alive.

    • @squid_slime@lemm.ee
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      2•1 year ago

      i believe they eat eggs?

  • @tatterdemalion@programming.dev
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    23•1 year ago

    Why is it in a spoon? 🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄

    • @Allonzee@lemmy.world
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      8•1 year ago

      It could flop out of a fork more easily.

    • @Zip2@feddit.uk
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      deleted by creator

    • @winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      3•1 year ago

      How else are you gonna get all that delicious liquid?

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