• @hOrni@lemmy.world
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    72 hours ago

    Imagine visiting JD in his home, and he’s like, “I’ll be ready in a moment, go sit on the couch” and You have to tell him, in the least awkward voice as You can “it’s fine, I’ll stand”.

    • The Giant Korean
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      22 hours ago

      Or you sit on his couch, and then you can’t stand up, because you’re… stuck.

  • barnaclebutt
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    32 hours ago

    JD is the type of guy that constantly makes unwanted small talk with you just because he’s the district manager and you can’t get away because you’re leather sectional that’s just his type.

  • @loie@lemmy.world
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    496 hours ago

    Hey, listen, if we need to create stories so that the media actually pays attention to the suffering of these couches, then that’s what we’re gonna do!

  • Blackout
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    84 hours ago

    I can’t go back to IKEA just because I wanted to see how many meatballs one of their dressers could hold. Why sell them both if you’re not allowed to do this?

  • @zeppo@lemmy.world
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    105 hours ago

    Ikea does have those semi-private feeling little nooks… I’ve thought about taking a nap in one before. I can only imagine the temptation Vince feels seeing that fresh upholstery.

  • @bignate31@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    This is really great journalism. Someone needs to edit his Wikipedia page and point to this as evidence. Then we can start citing the Wikipedia page to make up discover more of these stories

  • FiveMacs
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    15 hours ago

    I want a restraining order out on telecoms from setting food on my property to sell shit.

    I understand they have right of way because the tax payer funded infrastructure somehow belongs to them…but fuckoff with trying to sell me shit.