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Flying Squid to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 months ago

Officers seize bag with ‘Definitely not a bag full of drugs’ printed on it – and it was full of drugs, Police Bureau says

www.oregonlive.com

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Officers seize bag with ‘Definitely not a bag full of drugs’ printed on it – and it was full of drugs, Police Bureau says

www.oregonlive.com

Flying Squid to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 months ago
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Mia Rochelle Baggenstos, 37, and Reginald Lamont Reynolds, 35, were arrested for delivery of methamphetamine, unlawful possession of methamphetamine, unauthorized use of a vehicle and possession of a stolen vehicle.
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  • @perfectlyundone@lemmy.world
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    84•8 months ago

    The rules were that you guys weren’t going to fact check

  • @Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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    32•8 months ago

    The true crime was the lie

    • @ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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      24•8 months ago

      Nope. The picture shows the bag contained other illegal items, therefore it wasn’t full of drugs.

      • FiveMacs
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        6•8 months ago

        That’s just more lies

        • @Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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          6•8 months ago

          Indeed, the other items were in the car, along with the bag.

          When officers… searched the car and discovered cash, a loaded revolver, scales — and a bag that had “Definitely not a bag full of drugs” printed on it, with drugs inside…

      • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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        1•8 months ago

        There were more molecules of air than the total number of drugs.

  • @apocalypticat@lemmy.world
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    19•8 months ago

    Inconceivable

    • @DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world
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      9•8 months ago

      You keep using that word…

  • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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    18•8 months ago

    All warfare is deception

    • Flying SquidOP
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      4•8 months ago

      I think the only deception in this case was self-inflicted.

  • LustyArgonian
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    18•8 months ago

    At least if you’re gunna do crime, have a sense of humor about it

  • @iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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    14•8 months ago

    “I have a great idea”

  • _haha_oh_wow_
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    12•8 months ago

    …but the bag said!

  • ceoofanarchism
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    Damm I really thought that would work Ill throw away my bag that says the same thing.

  • @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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    6•8 months ago

    Fuck the police.

    • Mayor Poopington
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      Generally I would agree. but after reading the first couple paragraphs, I think I gotta back the police up on this one.

      • @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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        2•8 months ago

        stealing a car is bad, but the majority of the process is insurance companies anyway, the police are a minor part of the bureaucratic process.

        • Mayor Poopington
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          10•8 months ago

          I’m not a big fan of the fentanyl either

          • @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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            2•8 months ago

            I dont really care all that much either way for people who want to do drugs. They should be legalized, licensed and produced safely, with addict treatment going to medical and mental health services, not the police.

            • @Revan343@lemmy.ca
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              The main concern with fentanyl is that people who want to do drugs probably don’t want to do fentanyl; they’re probably seeking heroin, and getting fentanyl that they’ve been lied to about.

              But the solution to that isn’t to continue the failed policy of prohibition, it’s legalization and regulation, so fuck the dealers who lie about what they’re selling, but also yes, fuck the police.

            • xigoi
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              1•8 months ago

              The addicts are not going to submit themselves to the medical services voluntarily.

  • @Hamartia@lemmy.world
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    3•8 months ago

    Nobody asking if the bag belonged to Baggenstos? Nominative determinism win?

  • BlueÆther
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    1•8 months ago

    https://youtube.com/shorts/ooit1goJ0vs?si=OatlTXreIgxdigfc

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