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@merari42@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Ouch my texicles

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Ouch my texicles

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@merari42@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • kate
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    37•1 year ago

    food this shape wld be rly good to dip into the sauce however

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      27•1 year ago

      Nothing more Texan then dipping a fucking burger in sauce.

      • kate
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        10•1 year ago

        worse even than that, im english

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          13•1 year ago

          Oh, wouldn’t that burger be too heavily spiced already then?

          • kate
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            16•1 year ago

            one of my grandparents thinks heinz ketchup is spicy please help me escape

          • DUMBASS
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            4•1 year ago

            Yeah but it’s a tiny burger tho.

            • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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              1 year ago

              A proper Texasurger would be Texas sized.

              • DUMBASS
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                2•1 year ago

                It’ll still be a tiny burger tho.

    • Boomer Humor Doomergod
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      7•1 year ago

      I stayed at a place in Austin that had a Texas shaped waffle maker and I can confirm it was perfect for syrup dipping.

      • @ruk_n_rul
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        All the panhandles makes for good sauce-dipping handling

    • Snot Flickerman
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      1 year ago

      Sauceman’s!

  • @electric_nan@lemmy.ml
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    30•1 year ago

    Texas is the most self-obsessed state. California isn’t too far behind, but I imagine Alaska and Hawaii are both contenders for 2nd place as well.

    • @NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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      No one loves Texas more than Texans. And no one hates Texas more than Texans.

      And keep Texas out of your mouth.

      Sincerely,

      A Texas hatin’ Texan.

      • @electric_nan@lemmy.ml
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        10•1 year ago

        I have never been in a domicile in Texas that did not have something Texas-shaped in plain view.

        • @Grass@sh.itjust.works
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          5•1 year ago

          wait is domicile a real word? I always thought it was some made up thing sovcits put in their fantasy legalese

          • @electric_nan@lemmy.ml
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            11•1 year ago

            I didn’t want to say house and exclude apartments :)

            • @RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              8•1 year ago

              Or trailers

          • @Vivendi@lemmy.zip
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            2•1 year ago

            Learned it from Demolition Man myself

      • @edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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        6•1 year ago

        You Texans sure are a contentious people.

        • @Texas_Hangover@lemy.lol
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          4•1 year ago

          You’ve just made an enemy for life!

      • @lemmyknow@lemmy.today
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        1•1 year ago

        You mean we can’t say anything bad about dumb ol’ Texas?

    • @Bassman1805@lemmy.world
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      6•1 year ago

      Don’t underestimate Colorado. Though it’s largely the recent Denver transplants keeping up that stereotype, whereas it’s the long-term Texans.

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple
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        3•1 year ago

        yeah, everyone in texas has a texas flag, and everyone in colorado has a colorado shaped baking pan it’s pretty neat

        • @NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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  • @Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    22•1 year ago

    I see texun, texurger, texato, and texickles, but where’s the texuce?

    • TheLowestStone
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      7•1 year ago

      Under the tomato. If you zoom in you can see it on the top left.

      • @Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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        Oh I could only see the cheese before, gotcha.

        • @Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee
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          4•1 year ago

          *Texeese

    • @Linktank@lemmy.today
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      7•1 year ago

      That’s called rabbit food in texas.

  • @LEONHART@slrpnk.net
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    15•1 year ago

    Hank Hill voice:

    “Just look at it, Bobby. It’s got-dang beautiful, I tell ya h’wat.”

  • @DarkCloud@lemmy.world
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    Oh! They’re pickles, not testicles!

  • @MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    Humm love me some texickles! I’ll put both straight into my mouth! so wet and salty!

    • @rockSlayer@lemmy.world
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      The best part is the juice, I always suck on the texickles so I get every drop

      • @InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
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        deleted by creator

  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
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    6•1 year ago

    Least texas obsessed native texan’s barbeque

  • @fl42v@lemmy.ml
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    6•1 year ago

    TeXurger, LaTeXurger, XeLaTexurger…

    • @merari42@lemmy.worldOP
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      3•1 year ago

      It comes in an overfull hbox

  • ShieldGengar
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    5•1 year ago

    One star.

  • Davel23
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    5•1 year ago

    And texmato too.

    • wander1236
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      4•1 year ago

      And texuce

  • Lem Jukes
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    The Bigger in Texas Burger with Lone Star Cheese and fresh Texickles and Texato on a Texan Bun

  • @aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    2•1 year ago

    Deep in the heart attack of Texaaas!

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