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Track_Shovel to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyzEnglish • 7 months ago

Damages elevator; the

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Damages elevator; the

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  • @SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works
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    51•7 months ago

    This is a good remainder.

    • @Fester@lemm.ee
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      45•7 months ago

      Thank-you?

      You.

  • @AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    41•7 months ago

    Probably translated word for word by someone who didn’t speak both languages, like English As She Is Spoke or All Your Base Are Belong To Us. I wonder what the other language was, though.

    • Zagorath
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      15•7 months ago

      Is there any language in which a definite article on its own is a perfectly valid sentence or phrase?

    • @lunarul@lemmy.world
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      5•7 months ago

      More likely poorly written in the original language, then passed through Google Translate or other automated translator.

      • LousyCornMuffins
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        7•7 months ago

        I could have sworn this went through Google translate four or five times.

  • @RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    30•7 months ago

    Otis, when the safety brakes failed.

    • rice_nine
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      13•7 months ago

      Temba, his arms wide.

  • @srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    21•7 months ago

    I think this post erased all my previous English knowledge.

    • @Rubanski@lemm.ee
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      18•7 months ago

      Thank-you?

      • @leds@feddit.dk
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        17•7 months ago

        You.

        • @JohnyRocket@discuss.tchncs.de
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          4•7 months ago

          It implies we are definitely thanking someone, but not so sure if that someone is you. No, it is you, I am sure now.

  • @lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    17•7 months ago

    Is this a poem? Dadaist or something?

  • @gibmiser@lemmy.world
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    16•7 months ago

    Belly button, Thank you

    • @lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      6•7 months ago

      Your welcome

  • @agrantgreen@sh.itjust.works
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    12•7 months ago

    The more you read the worse it gets

  • @Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    11•7 months ago

    Is it bad I kinda understood that? Except the bellybutton part.

    • Darth_Mew
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      13•7 months ago

      do you smell burnt hair?

      • @festnt@sh.itjust.works
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        10•7 months ago

        no but i do smell toast

  • @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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    9•7 months ago

    I have been enlightened.

  • Annoyed_🦀 A
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    9•7 months ago

    Please fully open half, thank you? You.

  • The Ramen Dutchman
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    8•7 months ago

    The intention was there, just not the structure.

  • @nothing@lemm.ee
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    8•7 months ago

    Sounds like a speech by Charlie Kelly

    • @CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      3•7 months ago

      This is far too coherent to be Charlie.

      • @nothing@lemm.ee
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        3•7 months ago

        Oh well I’m sure he dictated it. It’s not crayon drawings.

        • @CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          2•7 months ago

          Sharpie. Cheeto in chief uses sharpies.

  • @Ghyste@sh.itjust.works
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    6•7 months ago

    Thank-you?

    • @penquin@lemm.ee
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      6•7 months ago

      No, YOU!!!

  • @conc@lemmy.ml
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    6•7 months ago

    Just like ma used to say

  • Captain Aggravated
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    5•7 months ago

    Kind of short shifted into Yoda there.

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