• @CritFail@lemmy.world
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    634 months ago
    • Donald Trump declares peace in the Middle East, despite ongoing Israel attacks
    • Steven Seagal stars in patriotic Russian film as personal favour to Putin
    • FCC attempts to shut down MSNBC on grounds of unpatriotic reporting
    • Another ship gets stuck in the Suez Canal.
    • European countries start national stockpiling of olive oil.
    • qyron
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      264 months ago

      European countries start national stockpiling of olive oil.

      The average european already does that.

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          For how many years do you stockpile? I try to buy a yearly supply and often get overflow from one year to the next.

          • @MissJinx@lemmy.world
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            24 months ago

            Not years but about 6 months worth. I’m very picky with my olive oil so if I find a good price in one of the brands I like best I’ll buy some… bu I usually alredy have a ton at home lol. But I use it everyday, not only to cook and for salad but also in the bread or the popcorn. My favorite food is Olive Oil

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              14 months ago

              I live in olive country, so I try to buy straight from the producer and bottle it at home and I also use it daily as well, even for baking sweets (olive oil cakes are a thing here).

  • @Maggoty@lemmy.world
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    184 months ago

    Mpox and Bird Flu go big and a giant sign appears in the sky, “The planet’s anti parasite medications will continue until fever symptoms subside.”

    • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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      54 months ago

      Bill Gates will work with FEMA to engineer a brain worm that is more effective than vaccines. There will be an “anti-worm” movement where soccer moms buy Russian vaccines on the dark web with dogecoin.

  • NickwithaC
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    164 months ago

    The queerbaiting one is already a half point and it’s still not 2025 yet.

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      Had the same reaction, but I quickly realised I’m happy about my ignorance here. My gut reaction is that it’s extremely US-centric and stuff you’d need to be an always online, mainly MSM, kind of person. Nooooope, thank you.

  • Justas🇱🇹
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    104 months ago

    Chapelle Roan gets shot on stage, the bullet bounces off her armor and hits Donald Trump. He dies but gets resuscitated.

    • Sabata
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      84 months ago

      It misses but he pretends to die poorly, and stands backup proclaiming god sent him back. Whitehouse merch sales skyrocket.

  • @Technus@lemmy.zip
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    94 months ago

    Trump dies but comes back to life

    Technically this could happen if he’s put on cardiac bypass for heart surgery.

    • @Tobberone@lemm.ee
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      04 months ago

      If he does die, do you think the establishment would tell anyone? They’d AI his looks, speech and Twitter posts and claim he’s done appearances on TV for years.

    • @FindME@lemmy.myserv.one
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      24 months ago

      That was my first thought. My second was that somehow people became interested in the unique behavior of slime molds.

  • @whoisearth@lemmy.ca
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    84 months ago

    My wishful thinking. Tierra Whack blows up. Her music is fire and one of the most original artists out there right now. Philly represent!

    • @DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca
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      84 months ago

      Queerbaiting: Pretending or hinting that you may be LGBT+, in order to trick people into liking you more, or to pay more attention to you or your work. Sometimes this is a way to try to get LGBT+ fans, sometimes it’s trying to get straight people who think LGBT+ people/acts are sexy.

      Arc, as in story arc of a tv show or book series: So, it’s for a set period of time, and then they move on, not really acknowledging again.

      Pop acts have done this a lot.

    • @Krauerking@lemy.lol
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      Well Billie Eilish and Chapell Roan have been releasing songs about cunnilingus and heavy petting lately that have been ok in specific circles which keeps them employed so in order to get in on that and also hopefully capture so more name recognition Arianna Grande will put in a show of being queer and then act upset about backlash but then rise above it to state that it doesn’t matter making a big song about their bold new life choice, and then drop it after snapbacks come back without really ever talking about it ever again.

    • @FindME@lemmy.myserv.one
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      74 months ago

      No, no, it’s queerbating. She’s obviously going to open up to hawk girl on the view about what she flicks the bean towards, and then market the ‘slime’ to all the insane people…

      and the video promoting it prominently displays her wrists with snapbacks on them.

      I think I hate myself for this mental image.

  • @cm0002@lemmy.world
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    54 months ago

    Ofc the writers would make a hell of a twist for the 2024 season end, and then phone it in for season 2025. SMDH