Not just adolescents.

Heaven forbid someone in Whitehall gets a headache. Won’t someone please think of the beaurocrats!

They should have cut all IRS investigations except the wealthy.

Civil lawsuits against a taxpayer-funded administration and the richest man in the world aren’t going to touch the sides during this blitzkreig coup. Immediate intervention with arrests and sanctions, combined with widespread unrest from local authorities and public protests are likely to be the only way anything will change now, and it would have to happen soon, before Elon breaks into the final remaining departments to take over.

Get fucked!

And the fact it just tells Spanish-speakers to “go home”…

I remember my first playthrough similarly - I joined the Stormcloaks thinking the rebels are usually the good guy underdogs… that was before they started spouting their racist ayrean views, lost all sympathy for the cause at that point and made that storyline less enjoyable.

They are still waiting on their delivery of lemon-soaked paper napkins. Any day now.

There seem to have been a significant increase in Agent 47-style “incidents” recently.

Birthday Boy

• loiters around stables
• fully grown king man-child insists everyone celebrates his birthday in their own homes
• doesn’t even turn up to open presents
• causes millennia of war atrocities committed in his name
• now you have a dying tree in your house

And we all know how the “I was only following orders” defence goes down in the Hague…

• Donald Trump declares peace in the Middle East, despite ongoing Israel attacks
• Steven Seagal stars in patriotic Russian film as personal favour to Putin
• FCC attempts to shut down MSNBC on grounds of unpatriotic reporting
• Another ship gets stuck in the Suez Canal.
• European countries start national stockpiling of olive oil.

After Trump previously tried to sell Greenland, it wouldn’t surprise me to hear him wanting to sell Alaska back to Russia in a backhand deal.

Maybe the genie misheard him saying he wished to be immortal and heard that he wished to be immoral.

I don’t wish multiple gout-related limb amputations on many people, buuuut…

I hear great things about Doctor Ed Immigration-Papers

Worse, they normalised 2 adults per household working 8 hours per day.

He’ll blame it on a department he’s looking to dismantle.

Like a bad Photoshop

Do you think the Christmas gods would relent this year if we just offered up a small fortune to Mariah?