• @Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    891 year ago

    From all this paranoia about drones lately, I’ve learned that apparently there are a number of humans who’ve never looked up at the night sky before.

  • misterdoctor
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    561 year ago

    Future headline: Indian government accidentally launches military offensive against Mars

  • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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    191 year ago

    Breaking: The Indian army has accidentally shot down the planet Venus and it will be crash landing in the Himalayas in 30 minutes

  • @Linktank@lemmy.today
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    191 year ago

    If only humanity had been mapping those moving lights for the last MANY centuries… Maybe there would have been some reference material they could have checked within the first MONTH or two.

    • Annoyed_🦀 A
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      51 year ago

      Like, idk, a telescope or something to make sure it isn’t drone even if they can’t see the planet itself.

  • Pennomi
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    181 year ago

    This is incredibly common for even professionals from what I’ve heard.

    • Jo Miran
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      281 year ago

      On clear nights, in areas without light pollution, planets can look huge and bright like an airplane or helicopter.

      I guess the real question is, why would a spy plane have its lights on?

    • nukeM
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      281 year ago

      It’s true. Remember how Pluto used to be to a planet? Well it was… right up until I shot that sum bitch.

    • @RidderSport@feddit.org
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      181 year ago

      Happened to me quite often when I was on lookout on a ship. Once the commander heard it and took out his phone to show me the current location of the planets. I head mistaken the low-orbit Venus for something artificial through NV and binos. That damn planet is blinking red and green

  • erin
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    61 year ago

    so india will attack Musk for being a Mars agent? Is that a NATO trigger for funny things between 2 nuke nation?

  • P03 Locke
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    11 year ago

    I’m too lazy to write that “Trust no one, not even yourself” meme, except with planet Earth.