Stupid sexy Gollum
Not to mention the fact that they had to climb some very steep stairs and Gollum went first. Poor hobbits…
Thank you. I’d give you two upvotes, but one is all I got.
I would if I could
The real reason Frodo needed to go to Valinor to find peace
You can bet Gollum was packing some real heat. Didn’t he like the fish raw unsalted iykwim?
Oh no, the thoight of a visible dick on a traditionally unattractive creature, my fragile sanity.
Jesus, Americans. 🙄
What would you say to Gollum while he leads you to Mount Doom when his dingus flops out?
Hey bro, nice dick
Nice precious, bro
That ring wasn’t precious to him because he kept it on his finger…
They say the One Ring feels like warm apple pie…
If you’re a hobbit, yeah. Any other species just… couldn’t, though not for lack of trying
You just know there’s a version of the slo-mo fall into the lava that shows the lil’ Smeagol spinning like a helicopter as he goes down.
I’ve got a male sphynx cat that has prepared me for these sorts of mental images.
rule 34
Bro just woke up and chose violence
What if his dick fall off when he
became a gollumtransitioning?what if it remained alive and became an independent organism
Like a worm, growing into a second Gollun?
just a disgusting sea cucumber-like creature sitting in a pond somewhere, not noticed by anyone and yet palpably making the world a worse place simply by existing.
Oh, you mean Elon Musk back in the nineties?
New from Mattel: It’s Ken Smeagol!
Don’t you apologize. DON’T YOU DARE FUCKING APOLOGIZE.
His name made me laugh.
