Police say that the man had been intoxicated and began arguing with patrons inside the establishment, and that the dispute then spilled into the street. At some point in the melee, the aggressor’s pants fell down and his penis apparently became stuck to the ice. Somehow, though details were not specified, emergency personnel managed to detach him, relatively uninjured. He was subsequently arrested but not charged with a crime.

  • Rose Thorne(She/Her)
    13•5 months ago

    This is the risk you take when you go for the emergency tactic.

    Make sure you have good traction before doin’ the ol’ “Won’t fight a man with his penis out”.

  • @Jimbabwe@lemmy.world
    9•5 months ago

    Thank you for posting and helping to spread awareness. Next time it could be me. Next time it could be you! Stay vigilant, folks!

    Jimbabwe Founder of Concretepheliacs, USA “Thrusting Toward a Level, Uncompressed Playing Field”

  • @shalafi@lemmy.worldEnglish
    9•5 months ago

    “Eddie was doing well. The gunslinger measured just how well by the fact that he was fighting naked. That was hard for a man. Sometimes impossible.”

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝OPMEnglish
      5•5 months ago

      Yes, I’ve seen a few comments where people were unsurprised it happened there. Must be a fun place!

  • Lime Buzz (fae/she)English
    6•5 months ago

    [Genuine] Glad they specified a man’s penis. The cis (or at least this journal) are learning.

    • @elfpie@beehaw.org
      7•5 months ago

      I feel bad challenging this assumption, but I believe it is just a case of needing someone connected to the penis in a passive voice headline and they went the generic approach. Nothing special about the man, so just man. Not a male / man penis. It’s possessive.

    • swab148
      1•5 months ago

      YOU GOT THE MONKEY, I GOT THE CUP

      C’MON EVERYBODY LET’S GET

    • @Dasus@lemmy.world
      4•5 months ago

      Oh I can completely see this happening in Finland as well.

      Have a guy drunk with a bad belt and loose pants, he tries to shove someone but overreaches, falls down on his face while his pants fall down.

      Hits his face while going down, passes out and people start looking/laughing. It’s like -20c outside so as soon as you touch ice or metal with a warm body part, you get stuck. And because he was unconscious he didn’t instantly move when he felt the ice hitting his dick, because he didn’t.

      Then paramedics come and use warm water/salt to get him off without tearing his dick too badly.

      Basic Friday.