• Boomer Humor Doomergod
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        33 months ago

        If I went around calling myself emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me they’d put me away!

        (It’s amazing how much of this aligns with Graeber’s work)

  • @GraniteM@lemmy.world
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    53 months ago

    The entirety of Holy Grail, for starters. My high school history teacher said that it was one of the most realistic depictions of life in the Middle Ages ever put on film.

    After that…

    “What have the Romans ever done for us?”

    “The roads!”

    “Well, yeah. Obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don’t they? But apart from the sanitation, the aqueduct, and the roads–”

    …and…

    “Oh, we used to dream of livin’ in a corridor! Would ha’ been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woke up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House? Huh.”

  • @neidu3@sh.itjust.worksM
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    53 months ago

    Judean People Front vs People Front of Judea. So many issues of today can be boiled down to that discussion.

    Also, I kind of agree that everyone has the pholosophical right to be pregnant, even if it’s not a possibility.

  • Björn Tantau
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    43 months ago

    Oof, too many to choose from. The first that came to my mind were the argument clinic and the cheese shop sketch.

    My hovercraft is full of eels.

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      3 months ago

      If one studies any foreign language, one of the first things one should learn is how to say “My Hovercraft is full of eels”. And in fact I have done this. Why? Because when someone is studying an unusual choice of language (in my case it’s Modern Greek) one is inevitably asked to “Say something in (Greek in my case)”. So the sentence, which is objectively absurd, actually becomes useful. I’m considering Irish as my next language. Why Irish? Maybe speaking some Irish would help me get an Irish passport so I can escape from Fascist America.

      Argument clinic is what I was going to choose haha

  • @pet1t@lemm.ee
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    43 months ago

    Biggus Dickus, I remember my dad cracking up over it the first time I saw Holy Grail (not his first time, obviously). And now, more than 15 years later we’re still in tears when just mentioning the name or watching the scene for the x’th time

  • @Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    My top favourite is already the top most voted so I’ll just mention a few that I think are classics that I didn’t see on the list:

    Sir robin bravely ran away

    Holy hand grenade

    The animator having a heart attack

  • @Teppichbrand@feddit.org
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    3 months ago

    The meaning of life
    Try to be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

  • toomanypancakes
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    23 months ago

    I adore the bit where they’re talking about woody and tinny words. I still describe words as such, it’s perfect.