I say like and do you know what I mean constantly. Also “I’ve got it”
“Oop, sorry”
Can apply for a variety of situations such as someone accidentally bumping into me, me accidentally bumping into them, or making a little mistake on something. Sometimes I’ll even instinctively say it to inanimate objects that I knock over!
Hi canadian poster!
“Bro.” Started saying it ironically and accidentally rewired my brain.
Fuck? Kinda my favourite.
Haha me too fucking love it
“Santa polenta!”
= saint cornmeal mush
When something annoying or bad happens.
Just remembered a few more:
When someone asks “how’s it going,” I’ll either respond “it goes” or “relentlessly,” depending on how relentlessly it goes.
In response to a question in a field in which I have little expertise, I shall respond with “I’m not a botanist.”
When multiple small things go wrong in quick succession, I may quip “Mondays, right?” only if the day is not Monday.
My response to “how are you?” Translates to “preferably well”
I tend to reply that I’m going “reasonable” mostly copying a dead friend who used to say it when asked. He died in his 90s of natural causes but was a really interesting fella. Homosexual, Jewish, Holocaust survivor, antiquities dealer.
Keep on truckin
Sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good.
“That’s fucky.”
For when I hate or don’t trust something.
Thanks Lenny from Lemmy!
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Thanks, sorry!
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Right on!
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Eeeeeee! Is pretty great for when I need to let people know I need them to make room for me but I’m too frazzled to speak properly.
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Words are hard, I’ll go again any time I speak gibberish instead of English
I am also forever yelling corner! I yell corner at the grocery store. I say corner when I am alone in my apartment. Yesterday I called out door! as I was opening the front door of my workplace into the empty parking lot.
Fam, you are invited to my next party.
Those ones are delightful!! I approve
So are you professionally cute, or are you just cute for fun?
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“First of all…”
I said it so many times while drunk once that my brother made a song mocking me. That was a wild night.
“What day is it?”
If I’m alone I’ll just randomly ask myself now and then.
Nice one :)
¼*⅓ chance of getting it right.
… Does that equal 1/7? My phone doesn’t have a shortcut for it.
Getting it right is the wrong philosophy. As the saying goes, live every day like it’s Monday.
I’ve got new socks on.
“I’m full of good ideas ;)” as a response to someone using a suggestion of mine and saying it helped.
I started saying it to boost my own confidence, I think. But it’s true!
“That’s fair.”
“Don’t quote me on that.”
I say a lot of “facts” that come to my head that I think I’m remembering correctly and are relevant to the scenario/conversation. But I never know if I’m actually saying anything correct or if it just sounds convincing but isn’t true like ChatGPT.
Some of my coworkers can get amused or annoyed with it and some like to respond things like “I’m never going to quote you on anything ever” lmao.
