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@Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

The #1 trick they don't want you to know

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The #1 trick they don't want you to know

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@Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • @Genrawir@lemmy.world
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    75•2 years ago

    Fun fact: Through a process of convergent evolution called carcinisation, crustaceans have evolved into crabs several times.

    • @JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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      2 years ago

      It is inevitable! All shall become crab!

      • @lugal@lemmy.ml
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        17•2 years ago

        That’s my plan too! I hope the ecological niche is still free

        • @nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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          1•2 years ago

          Did they ever find the missing king crabs?

    • @Thranduil@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      You also have crabs become non crabs

    • @SchizoDenji@lemm.ee
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      It’s also a highly debated theory.

      • @Genrawir@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        Is it really? I figured it was just another textbook example of convergent evolution, as that is where I learned about it. I know my comment should have said ‘evolved crab-like bodies’ instead, as they’d still be genetically distinct, and not taxonomically true crabs. Now I feel like I have to read up on what the exact nature of the debate is.

  • @digger@lemmy.ca
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    30•2 years ago

    Why not Zoidberg?

    • PatFusty
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      31•2 years ago

      Yet another unrealistic standard set for men

  • @toasteecup@lemmy.world
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    18•2 years ago

    Sign me up, my new name shall be Leonardo di Pinci

  • @Hyrulian@lemmy.world
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    16•2 years ago

    The best part of this meme is the shoddy watermark coverup job!

    • @Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      11•2 years ago

      Where?

      • @can@sh.itjust.works
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        11•2 years ago

        Bottom right

  • Flying SquidM
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    16•2 years ago

    Yeah. Sure. Become a crab. IF YOU WANT TO BE AN ASSHOLE.

    Fucking crabs.

    Be better. Be a squid.

    • @SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, sure, as if I’d like to trash all my points I put in IQ.

      Become an octopus and keep all that XP

      • Flying SquidM
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        6•2 years ago

        How dare you!

    • @KeisukeTakatou@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

  • @mvirts@lemmy.world
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    14•2 years ago

    The true meaning of carcinization, revealed

  • @MonkderZweite@feddit.ch
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    14•2 years ago

    Get eaten if you’re not careful or just have bad luck.

  • @spittingimage@lemmy.world
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    14•2 years ago

    Dammit I’m already EVOLVING AS HARD AS I CAN

    • @Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      9•2 years ago

      FASTER!!! FASTER!!!

      • @Vile_port_aloo@lemmy.world
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        I think there is a song? Which helps the change. " Crab people…

  • @GreenMario@lemm.ee
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    13•2 years ago

    🦀

  • @cmhickman358@thelemmy.club
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    12•2 years ago

  • Annoyed_🦀 A
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    Am crab, still have too many bills to pay and responsibilities to do.

    • @Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      🦀 Skill issue

  • @_number8_@lemmy.world
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    10•2 years ago

    can normal animals in nature get fat? like a particularly lazy tiger or something

    • skulblaka
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      Sure, provided the food is available and doesn’t cost too many calories to obtain. The real problem lies in the fact that most fat animals get hunted by other, faster, hungrier carnivores. Sure you can get fat in nature but it’s a hell of a feat to stay fat (and alive) in nature.

    • threelonmusketeers
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      9•2 years ago

      Bears get fat every year to prepare for hibernation.

    • @can@sh.itjust.works
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      5•2 years ago

      If someone is feeding it.

  • @Coasting0942@reddthat.com
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    9•2 years ago

    Having tasted freshly boiled crab, I’d be concerned about being caught by some land apes.

    • @PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works
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      4•2 years ago

      Just don’t get caught.

  • cod
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    8•2 years ago

    Time for crab

  • @son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    7•2 years ago

    I’d walk side to side if I were a crab.

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