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@TachyonTele@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 1 month ago

Why walk, when you can ride?

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Why walk, when you can ride?

@TachyonTele@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 1 month ago
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  • @halfapage@lemmy.world
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    12•1 month ago

    Why ride, when you can walk?

  • @Willem@kutsuya.dev
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    9•1 month ago

    Going to the grocery store or the gym is faster by foot then by car.

    • psychOdelic
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      9•1 month ago

      going to the gym by car would be ironic too

      • @hilliard@lemmy.world
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        3•1 month ago

        I watched a guy spend at least 5 minutes trying to find a good parking spot at a gym
        I shit you not. I was walking to the art store :/

      • @Opinionhaver@feddit.uk
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        1•1 month ago

        Yeah if you go there to run on a threadmill, not if you go there to lift weights. After a heavy squat day I can barely walk down the stairs to the parking lot.

    • @potoo22@programming.dev
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      1•1 month ago

      Not gonna play the “carry all the groceries in one trip” game greater than 100 yards (1 football field (514 bananas))

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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    8•1 month ago

    I make a special trip, just for you.

    • @TachyonTele@lemm.eeOP
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      7•1 month ago

      I love how the mages guild guides say, “Why walk, when I can guide.”

    • @Zahille7@lemmy.world
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      5•1 month ago

      Same low price.

  • @varyingExpertise@feddit.org
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    6•1 month ago

    My motto while I was living in an urban area. I found that I could ride my bike right up to in front of my office window after cutting a little brush on the building corner and from that day on I’d do that, knock on the window and climb right into my office chair from my bike saddle if a coworker was already there. Most satisfying parking situation in my professional life so far.

  • @HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone
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    6•1 month ago

    Why ride when you can Fortify Strength 100 1 sec + Jump 100 1 sec?

    • Rhynoplaz
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      6•1 month ago

      Just don’t forget to activate feather fall.

    • @Zahille7@lemmy.world
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      3•1 month ago

      Why not add some Soul Trap on Self to make it permanent?

      • @TachyonTele@lemm.eeOP
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        1•1 month ago

        I’ve never heard of that one. It breaks it?

  • slazer2au
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    6•1 month ago

    Because the walk from Balmora to Vivec is kinda pretty once those cliff racers are dead.

    • @TachyonTele@lemm.eeOP
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      Plus my chill spot is Palagad

  • @gerryflap@feddit.nl
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    6•1 month ago

    Because the grocery store is so close to my house that grabbing my bike from the shed an parking it at the store feels like more effort than walking there

  • @serpineslair@lemmy.world
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    2•1 month ago

    Not always somewhere at my destination where I can safely lock my bike to prevent it being stolen.

  • @Yermaw@lemm.ee
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    2•1 month ago

    Gotta get that Bunglers Bane.

    • @TachyonTele@lemm.eeOP
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      You need the other one though, that looks like bunglers bane

  • psychOdelic
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    2•1 month ago

    my bike is broken

    • @TachyonTele@lemm.eeOP
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      1•1 month ago

      I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

  • @Opinionhaver@feddit.uk
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    1•1 month ago

    Why ride when you can drive?

    • @teolan@lemmy.world
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      1•1 month ago

      Because I like freedom to park almost anywhere and outdoors. I also don’t like being a danger for everyone around me.

  • @remon@ani.social
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    1•1 month ago

    Walking is nicer.

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