Did you know: all language is fake and made up?

Oops, all work emails

Well it would still have an impact energy less than that of tsar bomba, and probably just hit an ocean.

Just dont try to spray up your ass, its pretty hard but you dont wanna.

But now you only use three or four squares of TP to dry off instead of fingerpainting shit all up your asscrack until the point you’ve been conditioned to believe is clean enough.

One problem though, shitting at your workplace or anywhere else will be insufferable. My LPT is to take one of the better hand towels and wet it in a sink before hitting up a stall. Thank me later.

You know the Biden “I did that stickers”? Im so very very tempted to print those but with elon hitting the heil and cover each old one up.

2027 Bingo Card: US adopts BTC as reserve currency, replaces USD, both crash.

Fuck is the point of that little HH dogwhistle on the bottom when it… yeah. Jfc

Wow this is how old now, and I just noticed on the left starts clapping. An applause worthy punch for sure

Can take the user off reddit, but the reddit never leaves the user

Why post the same comment?

Well why do you think it is? Genuinely curious

Well that security was all for nothing I guess 🤷‍♂️

Just business as usual :P

2 minute ad slot who? Even if it does “let you continue”, I left my TV on to watch it not interact. YouTube does this shit where it will hand out a 30 MINUTE ad because nobody has interacted to skip after a few ads. It’s slippery slope bullshit all the way through.

Are they banning temu?

Im always 1 to 2 hours late, sometimes I dont even show up and have a body double go in for me, and I keep getting raises. Don’t worry I give the double a raise too

He wasn’t breathing when I was strangling him, therefore, your honor, I am innocent

How many Rs are in orange

There are no Rs in orange

Yeah I’ll be using chatGPT for education, what could go wrong

Okay but tbf starship didnt have a payload, unless you count the banana.