I don’t work in the gaming industry but this hit home. It really does feel that way.

Executive order to make it illegal to trade in or sell Teslas coming any minute.

This is the site: https://dogeque.st/

Despite the headlines it doesn’t seem to actually have extensive data. As an example, my area has an annoyingly high tesla presence and I see exactly one tesla listed on the site. Hell, there are less than ten listed for my major metro area.

When your foot 🦶 touches the paper 📄 it transports you into a parallel universe 🌌 where your bank account 💵 is half of what it should be and you weigh 10lbs 🪨more. This is what they 👿 are taking from you 🤡! Changes are coming! Power to the peephole!

I read this in at least one British accent.

“It’s like chatgpt but it only prints replies on physical paper so it’s a premium experience, and the ai is expressive so it will use delightfully colorful, full page background images for its replies.”

Oh man, they are gonna ruin like 5 people’s day with this.

Trying to make Donny Jr accountable? That’s a tarrifing.

I use the app in the US from time to time. In my area it’s been meh. Some places kind of abuse it by getting rid of “stuff” that isn’t anything they’d properly sell or people would buy. For example one bakery by us throws random things in a pie tin. Other places have somewhat unrealistic pickup times, like nine to eleven pm. It makes sense from the restaurant’s perspective and must work out for someone, but not me.

But I’ve found a few places that are great and seem to engage with the idea in good faith. I love the idea overall.

2100 - 2500 seems to be the range, and Swappa looks to be trending cheaper than eBay. For example a “mint” 512 sold on swappa for just over 2150, it’s not quite half off, but it’s not far. And for those braving Facebook marketplace I’ve heard they are selling cheaper still… but I wouldn’t go there.

Not sure if this was snarky, but you can indeed get used ones at roughly half of retail, not a great sign for apple.

Gotta drain the swamp to make room for the cesspool.

It was fun for the Mars executives, was it not fun for you?

That’s nobody’s business but the Turks.

If they try to stay will you wrestle your upvote back?

I guess it depends on the labor market, it could mean more competition for the same pool of game developers.

Jokes on them, we used IVF, they got picked for who knows what reason under a microscope.

From your most photogenic swimmer.

It has “force”, but it’s not very impressive, I can shoot saliva in approximately a 1ft / 30cm arch.

This is my time to shine, my body is full of useless, I can:

• gleek intentionally (saving people a search: it’s causing the salivary glands under your tongue to shoot saliva, people often do it unintentionally when yawning)
• open my jaw wide enough that it goes out of socket, and twofer I can then move it side to side and produce a loud popping noise
• bend my thumb down to my wrist
• cause my heart rate to spike for short periods even when at rest
• make a three leaf clover with my tongue
• click my tongue extremely loudly