And the following sentence:

Before the January 29 collision, the last major fatal airplane accident involving a US carrier was in 2009,

So yeah, January 29th. The rest were February. Of course one single incident in January, and several more in February, isn’t going to have a huge impact on the number of incidents in January. February is what we should be talking about.

I have to assume that the actual message being obfuscated here is “please keep buying plane tickets, you still probably won’t die and even if you do it’s just really important for our up-going line.”

Many in Washington bristled at the public’s failure to register how strong the economy really was

“The economy is so good guys.”

“Why can’t I afford to eat?”

“Shut up I said the economy is good, OK?!”

In flailing to maintain its hegemony without any long-term or productive strategy, the west will only sink itself faster.

Just worked for me.

Seems like a good time to quit NATO.

AP has since deleted the post, and the only possible reason for this is that they were called out for lying, and his name is, in fact, Jorkin Depeanus.