@PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk • 6 months agoTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comexternal-linkmessage-square231fedilinkarrow-up1605arrow-down15cross-posted to: brainworms@lemm.eethisisnotmylife@lemm.eenottheonion@lemmy.world
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minus-square@superkret@feddit.orglinkfedilink29•edit-26 months agoGuten Tag! Ve are from se Small Government Staffel, here to inspect your bedroom. Vere are your papers for sese?
minus-square@UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglish3•6 months agoA government so small it can fit inside your butthole. Is it in yet?
minus-squareGreatAlbatrosslinkfedilinkEnglish3•6 months agoYou are sheltering them under the floorboards, are you not?
minus-squareBarowinger linkfedilink1•edit-26 months agoSe Fuhrer will make you all build Autobahn if we discover you are hiding something in here!
Guten Tag! Ve are from se Small Government Staffel, here to inspect your bedroom. Vere are your papers for sese?
Herr Oberdildogeneral
A government so small it can fit inside your butthole.
Is it in yet?
You are sheltering them under the floorboards, are you not?
Se Fuhrer will make you all build Autobahn if we discover you are hiding something in here!