@PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk • 6 months agoTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comexternal-linkmessage-square231fedilinkarrow-up1605arrow-down15cross-posted to: brainworms@lemm.eethisisnotmylife@lemm.eenottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up1600arrow-down1external-linkTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.com@PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk • 6 months agomessage-square231fedilinkcross-posted to: brainworms@lemm.eethisisnotmylife@lemm.eenottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-square@CileTheSane@lemmy.calinkfedilink63•edit-26 months agoGovernment so small it can fit in your bedroom! How were they enforcing this?
minus-squareRubberDucklinkfedilink16•6 months agoIt’s just a tack on when they do search warrants… oh we did not find any drugs but we found 7 dildos… Off to prison!
minus-square@BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglish3•6 months agoThat’s not a dildo, it’s a stirring stick.
minus-squareAaronlinkfedilink10•6 months agoThey’ll know I’m breaking the law, because I’ll be flying my custom gadsen flag with 7 dildoes on it that reads “Come and count them”
minus-square@DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilink3•6 months agoThat just lets people know you have dildos to steal
Government so small it can fit in your bedroom!
How were they enforcing this?
It’s just a tack on when they do search warrants… oh we did not find any drugs but we found 7 dildos… Off to prison!
That’s not a dildo, it’s a stirring stick.
They’ll know I’m breaking the law, because I’ll be flying my custom gadsen flag with 7 dildoes on it that reads “Come and count them”
That just lets people know you have dildos to steal