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minus-squaredonlinkfedilink7•2 months agoFuck you, salads are awesome. Eat a good salad, realize you’re an idiot, and apologize to the universe for being an idiot.
minus-squaredream_weasellinkfedilink3•2 months agoBad salads are sad though. Imagine, 50/50 iceberg lettuce and ranch.
minus-square@PerogiBoi@lemmy.calinkfedilink2•2 months agoThat’s not a salad that is leaves and cheese.
minus-square@Maggoty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink1•2 months agoMake it bleu cheese and we have a deal, but it has to come with an okay steak.
minus-squaredream_weasellinkfedilink2•edit-22 months agoDeal, the salad is now 50/50 Bleu cheese and ranch. I hope you brought a spoon. There is no steak though, only sadness.
minus-square@Maggoty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink1•2 months agoThankfully the lack of steak qualifies as breach of contract so I can avoid eating that and go have a heart attack at Buffalo Wild Wings. As God intended.
minus-square@PlainSimpleGarak@lemmings.worldlinkfedilink1•2 months agoOnly when I make it myself. I’m picky. Also I use hot sauce as a salad dressing.
Fuck you, salads are awesome. Eat a good salad, realize you’re an idiot, and apologize to the universe for being an idiot.
Bad salads are sad though.
Imagine, 50/50 iceberg lettuce and ranch.
That’s not a salad that is leaves and cheese.
Make it bleu cheese and we have a deal, but it has to come with an okay steak.
Deal, the salad is now 50/50 Bleu cheese and ranch. I hope you brought a spoon. There is no steak though, only sadness.
Thankfully the lack of steak qualifies as breach of contract so I can avoid eating that and go have a heart attack at Buffalo Wild Wings. As God intended.
I like good salads too
Only when I make it myself. I’m picky. Also I use hot sauce as a salad dressing.