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minus-squaredream_weasellinkfedilink3•1 year agoBad salads are sad though. Imagine, 50/50 iceberg lettuce and ranch.
minus-square@Maggoty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink1•1 year agoMake it bleu cheese and we have a deal, but it has to come with an okay steak.
minus-squaredream_weasellinkfedilink2•edit-21 year agoDeal, the salad is now 50/50 Bleu cheese and ranch. I hope you brought a spoon. There is no steak though, only sadness.
minus-square@Maggoty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink1•1 year agoThankfully the lack of steak qualifies as breach of contract so I can avoid eating that and go have a heart attack at Buffalo Wild Wings. As God intended.
Bad salads are sad though.
Imagine, 50/50 iceberg lettuce and ranch.
That’s not a salad that is leaves and cheese.
Make it bleu cheese and we have a deal, but it has to come with an okay steak.
Deal, the salad is now 50/50 Bleu cheese and ranch. I hope you brought a spoon. There is no steak though, only sadness.
Thankfully the lack of steak qualifies as breach of contract so I can avoid eating that and go have a heart attack at Buffalo Wild Wings. As God intended.