Bottom text

this is not an endorsement of the zyzzians, this is a shitpost.

  • queermunist she/her
    link
    fedilink
    English
    32
    edit-2
    1 month ago

    I have a guess!

    It’s lifehack bullshit. I have a biphasic sleep schedule and I’d be miserable on five hours of sleep.

    • SevenSkalls [he/him]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      181 month ago

      Just read the article and it turns out it’s even weirder than a weird sleep cycle thing!

      They believe every person is actually two people (separated by the left and right hemispheres) and that they can put one of them to sleep, by making only one half of themselves to sleep. So they get comfortable, but keep open one eye, and keep that half of the body stimulated. When the half with the closed eye, which stays relaxed, goes numb, that half is asleep. This way they can separate their two halves or something. Apparently you can actually come out of that thinking you slept, but idk how, it sounds very disorienting and not restful at all.

      • queermunist she/her
        link
        fedilink
        English
        121 month ago

        Holy shit that’s even worse - like a guaranteed way to seriously damage mental health.

      • CrawlMarks [he/him]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        11 month ago

        This is the unfortunate implications of split brain experiments. I wonder if we cna talk them i to splitting their Brian so they can doubble their apm?

    • christian [he/him]
      link
      fedilink
      English
      41 month ago

      It seems like it’s trying to say the later ones give you more time awake but I’m closest to everyman with everything scaled up by like 80%.