The Picard Maneuver to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 1 day agoHappy Mondaylemmy.worldimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1660arrow-down11
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minus-squareAnanääslinkfedilink12•23 hours agoI wish the stimulants would stimulate happiness and not just urine production
minus-square@sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink2•20 hours agoYup. We even have automated dispensers for them.
minus-square@Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish1•20 hours agoIf you work is not at least giving you coffee you need to start mailing the CEO pictures of Luigi. Amphetamines and coke would be a nice perk too while we’re at it.
You guys are getting stimulants?
I wish the stimulants would stimulate happiness and not just urine production
My stimulation has me evacuating my bowels
anxiety is stimulating.
I’m getting stimulated right now!
Yup. We even have automated dispensers for them.
If you work is not at least giving you coffee you need to start mailing the CEO pictures of Luigi. Amphetamines and coke would be a nice perk too while we’re at it.