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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 month ago

Anon is a fighter

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Anon is a fighter

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 month ago
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  • @FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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    0•1 month ago

    No, you’re approaching this the wrong way. You run towards it at full speed, then get a 45° angle and jump. While doing so, you grab their neck like a pole, and use the force to hoist yourself upon their back.

    You either already killed them with this move, or you’re now on their back and holding their throat. There’s nothing a giraffe can do to throw you down or attack you now. You can just choke, and choke, and keep choking it until it falls to its knees.

    • @RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works
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      You lost me at “run”. Can I bring my inhaler or does that count as a tool?

      • @FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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        Oh, you’re American? I guess you could drive your scooter up specifically designed ramp to reach their back. Though I feel most animals wouldn’t stand a chance against you guys on their back.

    • @MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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      Their neck starts at 3 meter height tho.

      • @FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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        Not the necks of teenage giraffes!

    • @itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      It can roll over. Do you like your legs? Besides, unless you’re a lion, good luck jumping up there. And even then, you’re not choking a giraffe out. Their neck is basically only muscle.

      • @FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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        Am I stupid, or did I miss the “rolling over”? I just saw the giraffe lady down while saying “choke me harder daddy”

        • @itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Are you a 150kg murder machine with claws that can high jump several times it’s size? Even then, the lion got thrown off not once, but twice. Thinking you could fight a giraffe and win is dellusional

          • @somethingsnappy@lemmy.world
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            Lions cannot jump several times their height. They can leap forward several times their height and length. Not straight up. https://images.app.goo.gl/NhdZC

            • @FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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          • @FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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            No, I lost some weight, so not quite. What lions have in claw strength, I however have in elbow strength!

        • @Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
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          I just saw the giraffe lady

          Aww, I must have missed her.

          • @FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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            2•1 month ago

            That’s a typo I’ll gladly keep!

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