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Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them] to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish • 23 days ago

U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat

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U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat

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Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them] to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish • 23 days ago
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WASHINGTON—In a move that significantly restricts the eligibility of thousands of American troops to fight for their country on the front lines, senior U.S. military officials announced Wednesday that all men with girl names would now be forbidden from serving in combat roles. The ban, which goes into effect immediately, prohibits male personnel with clearly […]
  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]OP
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    29•23 days ago

    Too precious to risk in combat

    • LGOrcStreetSamurai [he/him]
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      21•23 days ago

      The Onion’s comedic track record is untouchable. W’s for 20+ years.

      • Z_Poster365 [none/use name]
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        2•23 days ago

        this is what they want to take from us

    • HexReplyBot [none/use name]B
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      2•23 days ago

      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
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    • grendahlgrendahlgen [none/use name, comrade/them]
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      2•22 days ago

      “General, how many soldiers’ lives is the life of one gay man worth?”

      “Seven.”

      freedom-and-democracy

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