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@LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish •
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Anon discovers cigarettes (Edit: Anon discovers addiction)

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Anon discovers cigarettes (Edit: Anon discovers addiction)

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@LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish •
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  • @thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world
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    53•10 days ago

    Smoking a cigarette feels like you’ve been standing your entire life and you just sat down. Then it feels like nothing and the world hurts when you don’t have it

    • @ikidd@lemmy.world
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      22•10 days ago

      I haven’t smoked in 15 years, and I could start again tomorrow. I love smoking and still miss it.

      • @FGoo@sh.itjust.works
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        28•10 days ago

        Thats a good streak, dude. Keep going :)

        • @ikidd@lemmy.world
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          15•10 days ago

          Yah, remembering the feeling of being knifed in the chest still keeps me from going back.

          • @LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works
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            5•10 days ago

            Have you tried smoking cigarettes instead of knives?

      • @UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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        5•10 days ago

        I quit smoking cold turkey almost 10 years ago. I promised myself I can start smoking again when The Fall happens.

        • ɔiƚoxɘup
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          1•7 days ago

          That’s good! The nitrites in cold turkey are probably super bad for your lungs.

          I’ll see myself out…

      • @thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world
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        5•10 days ago

        4 years free myself!

      • @stringere@sh.itjust.works
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        3•10 days ago

        Well done, I know that feeling even though I’m only on my 2nd year without cigarettes after smoking for 30 years.

    • @Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world
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      21•10 days ago

      This is actually a very good description of how a shot of heroin feels, when you have a habit. It’s just much moreso than cigarettes.

      • @UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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        5•10 days ago

        Awww man I was really looking forward to heroin in my later years.

    • @conartistpanda@lemmy.world
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      2•9 days ago

      Five, hundred, cigarettes.

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